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    #31
    BEST FEELING....last Friday morning before work, finally having legal tags on my car after months of failing emissions by registering it up north to avoid the fucking tests AND transferring my vanity plates to the E30.....$123.00 for everything for 2 years!!!

    WORST FEELING....on the way home from work "what is that coming out of the hood...shit STEAM, the water temp is at half!!" (all of this 1 mile from work and many miles from home! ) blowing a heater/coolant hose, waiting 1.5 hours for the tow truck at a gas station and getting home at 10 with no working car on a Friday night
    seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


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      #32
      Best: Sticking it to your mom
      Worst: Knowing you're tugging along in the corner.
      Yours truly,
      Rich
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      Originally posted by Rigmaster
      you kids get off my lawn.....

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        #33
        Originally posted by SamE30e View Post
        Best feeling ever: Q-tipping your ears, while fucking her, while your dog fucks you, while she's screaming Stephen Hawkings name, all while driving your E30..

        Worst feeling ever: Blue balls.


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          #34
          The best for me was free fall from 14,000 ft.

          The worst was when the dude pulled the chute and it was fucking tangled and we started spinning uncontrollably.

          Originally posted by Desaevious View Post
          Best: Saying "Blow My Weiner" in the E30 and having your woman actually make it happen.
          Did you seriously say, "Blow my wiener" to a woman/girl?

          Wow, you couldn't think of any wording that may have been slightly less creepy?

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            #35
            Originally posted by TwoJ's View Post

            Did you seriously say, "Blow my wiener" to a woman/girl?

            Wow, you couldn't think of any wording that may have been slightly less creepy?
            Haha well one day she asked me if she I'd run into other acronyms "BMW" stood for on these forums and that was one of them. She thought it was funny haha. Although that would be creepy if commanded.

            SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
            No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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              #36
              Suck my cone!!!

              that might work
              1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                #37
                best feeling: the perfect female ass.

                worst feeling: kicking a soccer ball with a toothpick under your big toe nail.
                Originally posted by blunt
                i called my 17 yo paperboy "sugartits" in a christmas card 3 years ago. he never came back and im not joking.

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                  #38
                  I want more.
                  BUMP
                  bUMP
                  bumP

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                    #39
                    Best feeling: Laying on a couch with a girl with your hand down the back of her pants, just between the ass crack, not in it, ontop. Smooooooth ass... But she has to have track pants on.. it's a must! Otherwise the top of your hand is uncomfortable.

                    Best feeling 2: Having to take a huge diarrhea shit, running inside the house and getting your ass on the toilet just before it explodes.

                    Worst feeling: Hang over.
                    1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by SamE30e View Post
                      Best feeling 2: Having to take a huge diarrhea shit, running inside the house and getting your ass on the toilet just before it explodes.
                      Worst feeling: Looking over and discovering there's no toilet paper. Again.

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                        #41
                        Originally posted by Mr. Anderson View Post
                        Worst feeling: Looking over and discovering there's no toilet paper. Again.

                        Worst feeling: Pulling up your pants and walking with your poop smushed ass to the other bathroom to get some, because you KNOW you're making a mess even messier.
                        1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                          #42
                          Originally posted by SamE30e View Post
                          Worst feeling: Pulling up your pants and walking with your poop smushed ass to the other bathroom to get some, because you KNOW you're making a mess even messier.
                          Exactly what my thinking was behind that post.

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by SamE30e View Post
                            Best feeling ever: Q-tipping your ears, while fucking her, while your dog fucks you, while she's screaming Stephen Hawkings name, all while driving your E30..
                            Only in Canada. waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless.
                            Originally posted by blunt
                            i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by jflip2002 View Post
                              Only in Canada. waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless.
                              Right....
                              1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                                #45
                                worst: shitting your pants and having it in there long enough to get cold and then having to walk somewhere, or
                                fucking a chick in the shower and getting soap in your eyes just as you bust your nut
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