Forget all that stuff I said about tattoos

[Rigmaster]

I finally found one I want:





Basically, the guy went into a local lingerie/adult toy store yesterday claiming to have a bomb, he ended up surrendering after a standoff with SWAT.



WTF is wrong with people??? I'd be willing to bet this guy doesn't live to see 30.



Here's the whole story:

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/3329516/

[TDE30]

I'm out of the loop on this one, what's that supposed to be on his right (our left) eye?

[xLibelle]

donkey kong?

well wtf is on his left?

[parkerbink]

Obviously he was obducted by aliens and this is their tagging system.

Poor guy.

[Lair]

I wouldn't sit next to him on a bus.

[Charlie]

Authorities did not find an explosive device. The false bomb was made with Play-Doh, batteries and wire arranged like an explosive. The arrest report said the man carried a fake gun.

That's almost as good as hot dogs & duct tape.

I guess you can judge a book by its cover.

-Charlie

[Hartge_H27]

damn sounds like he wanted to go to jail.

[TDE30]

That's almost as good as hot dogs & duct tape.

I guess you can judge a book by its cover.

-Charlie

All I can think of is the scene in Tommy Boy where he walks into the building with road flares and electric tape.

[FLUTE007]

so you dont like guys with tats? but this one is cute?????????

[FLUTE007]

so you dont like guys with tats? but this one is cute?????????

jk

[Delphinitive]

stuff around his right eye reminds me of backgammon

[BrewCity11]

donkey kong?

[allwheeldrive]

I wouldn't sit next to him on a bus.

I know i shouldn't laugh, but i did.

[Ryan Stewart]

I wouldn't sit next to him on a bus.

Or offer him a job.

But according to the tatted guys on here employers are tolerant and shit like that shouldnt matter because all of the top execs are tatted up.

[Ryan Stewart]

That's almost as good as hot dogs & duct tape.

I guess you can judge a book by its cover.

-Charlie

Or a shitter tank from a RV with a biohazard sticker on it.

NAME THAT TUNE!