God Bless Taco Bell

[FredK]

tnx.

I'm sure you could use a little spare cash. :p

[Farbin Kaiber]

I think the loser should have to leave a hot mess on the hood of his car. That would be appropriate shame for a losing an eating contest involving Taco Bell, yet oddly erotic. I would suggest eating corn around 12 hours in advance, to make sure the liquid feces is aesthetically pleasing with some photogenic and colorful solids mixed in.

x2

I'm sure you could use a little spare cash.

I really could. FS thread coming soon.

[blunttech]

im not shitting on the hood of my car. the loser has to go into a grocery store after 10pm and buy a cucumber, some personal lubricant and a box of condoms. those 3 items only and thats all that can be on the receipt. then take a pic and post it

[Farbin Kaiber]

im not shitting on the hood of my car. the loser has to go into a grocery store after 10pm and buy a cucumber, some personal lubricant and a box of condoms. those 3 items only and thats all that can be on the receipt. then take a pic and post it

No problem.

[atomic]

Farbin has wussed out on this I believe...

[Jparkr]

that stupid ass song they play in their commercials, "79, 89, 99, ieyaya. oi oi oi!"

Oh my god i got pissed just writing it out...

It makes me want to do some research as to where the writer is, pick my tv up and mail it to that location. I will take a plane and be waiting for it when it arrives. Meet the writer, maybe go to lunch or somewhere public.
Rig up a pulley system with a rope beside my chair and have the tv dangling above this bastard. Ill bring up the this song and turn my tv on, which will be playing a copy of it, and cut the rope. He would die.
Everyone would clap because I already filled them in on my plan. Some refused to help at first, but I locked them in a room with the song playing until they realized the issue with this guy.
before the funeral ill set up a speaker system in his coffin so once he is in the ground his stupid taco bell song plays forever.

And thats how the apocalypse will start.

[delatlanta1281]

Wait, what are we doing? A volcano taco eating contest? I'm in.

[blunttech]

Wait, what are we doing? A volcano taco eating contest? I'm in.

we were but it kind of fizzled out

[Farbin Kaiber]

volcano toco volume contest.

[delatlanta1281]

I am so in.
We should do it lik ename that tune, for instance. I can eat 6 volcano tacos before i puke.

[Farbin Kaiber]

I am so in.
We should do it lik ename that tune, for instance. I can eat 6 volcano tacos before i puke.

Six. Six? Blunt and I have been exchanging PM's regarding a starting point of 20.

[delatlanta1281]

Six. Six? Blunt and I have been exchanging PM's regarding a starting point of 20.

20 hard shelled tacos? Gl.

[blunttech]

20 hard shelled tacos? Gl.

we are some serious eating machines dude. while we both acknowledge you would win hands down in the semen eating portion farbin and i will bury you when it comes to real food

[Farbin Kaiber]

we are some serious eating machines dude. while we both acknowledge you would win hands down in the semen eating portion farbin and i will bury you when it comes to real food

It all boils down to the fact we just hands down have more practice. You, on the other hand, use one to cup the balls, whils stroking the shaft with the other.

[delatlanta1281]

hmmmm, I respect your opinions.