God Bless Taco Bell

[Tucker Carlson]

Joey Chestnut > Kobayashi

Joey Chestnut is a phony piece of shit. That assbag ate all the gouda at my last cheese tasting party.

[Optimator]

im not even sure who i really am anymore

A lonely old man with hairy buttocks.

[blunttech]

A lonely old man with hairy buttocks.

i have a friend and its all i need. i call it fleshlight

[Optimator]

I bet that fatbody Farbin Kaiber created all of these alter egos.

[blunttech]

I bet that fatbody Farbin Kaiber created all of these alter egos.

are you jflip or are you just another fatty hater?

[Optimator]

are you jflip or are you just another fatty hater?

No, I am not jflip.

Farbin is a meaty fella, but in a lovable way, like your favorite 9 foot tall teddy bear.

[Farbin Kaiber]

funny thing was I was doing a waterpump on a mustang this afternoon, I just logged back on.

[jflip2002]

Lol, FATTY HATERS UNITE. Thats where me and Ovulator bonded, we both dislike fat people. It was either that or the fact that he sucks me off.. SOMETHING made us bond, though.

[SamE30e]

I'ma chubby chaser. I need some cushion for the pushin. But then again, fat chicks are gross.