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  • Jean
    Moderator
    • Aug 2006
    • 18228

    #1

    Worth $250k?

    http://cbs13.com/local/selling.virginity.tuition.2.814271.html

    Paying 250k? Insane imho.

    Discuss.
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  • SamE30e
    R3V Elite
    • Sep 2007
    • 4319

    #2
    She's hot, but not 250k hot.
    1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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    • CorvallisBMW
      Long Schlong Longhammer
      • Feb 2005
      • 13039

      #3
      Sex with virgins is uncomfortable, slow and usually completely unexciting. I wouldn't turn it down, but I wouldn't pay anything over $1 either. Someone is going to be dissapointed.....

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      • jflip2002
        R3V Elite
        • Sep 2006
        • 4377

        #4
        Well.... I dont have the internet here for the most part (work sucks dick, blocks all the good shit not BMW related)... But if its a bitch for $250k, NOT worth it. You could have every E30 M3 color combo for $250k lol, or just $250k in the bank.
        Originally posted by blunt
        i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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        • hugh jass
          R3VLimited
          • Dec 2003
          • 2220

          #5
          i heard her on howard stern yesterday. she actually sounded pretty cool about the whole thing. if most people's first time sucks, why not make some money on it instead of just having a crappy memory that didn't live up to your expectations.
          even if virgin sex sucks, there are still plenty of guys out there who think it is the ultimate conquest.
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          • jflip2002
            R3V Elite
            • Sep 2006
            • 4377

            #6
            You know its going to be some big ol fat sweat hog bigwig CEO who has tons of cash to blow. But shit, you cant blame her for it. Most guys on here would take it in the ass for $250k.
            Originally posted by blunt
            i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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            • brandon11130
              Mod Crazy
              • Jan 2008
              • 635

              #7
              Originally posted by jflip2002
              You know its going to be some big ol fat sweat hog bigwig CEO who has tons of cash to blow. But shit, you cant blame her for it. Most guys on here would take it in the ass for $250k.
              i know i would. thats a lot of frosties and guibos

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              • CorvallisBMW
                Long Schlong Longhammer
                • Feb 2005
                • 13039

                #8
                Originally posted by brandon11130
                i know i would. thats a lot of frosties and guibos


                +1

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                • TwoJ's
                  R3V Elite
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 4908

                  #9
                  So she is publicly a prostitute? Sounds like a great catch.

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                  • Jon325i
                    R3V OG
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 6934

                    #10
                    I want a notarized copy of an OBGYN examination certifying her hymen is still intact. Make it nice and legal in case I gotta sue her later for $250K :p
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                    1991 325i - sold :(
                    2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

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                    • uofom3
                      R3V Elite
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 5392

                      #11
                      womens studies major and whoring herself out for tuition money - anyone else see the irony?
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                      06 m5

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                      • e30e
                        R3VLimited
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 2176

                        #12
                        Originally posted by uofom3
                        womens studies major and whoring herself out for tuition money - anyone else see the irony?
                        Probably her thesis?
                        1985 BMW 325e
                        1997 BMW M3/4/5
                        2007 Chevy Silverado Crew Cab 5.3 v8

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                        • Jordan325iC
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 1697

                          #13
                          Originally posted by uofom3
                          womens studies major and whoring herself out for tuition money - anyone else see the irony?
                          For 250k, I think don't think she's whoring herself out. More like she's pimping the system.

                          As I recall, I didn't get anything for losing my virginity. In fact, I had to pay for the condom.

                          '88 325is
                          VP UT of Austin Autoholics
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                          • Turf1600
                            R3V OG
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 9815

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CorvallisBMW
                            Sex with virgins is uncomfortable, slow and usually completely unexciting. I wouldn't turn it down, but I wouldn't pay anything over $1 either. Someone is going to be dissapointed.....
                            I doubt whoever pays 250k to pop her is going to be gentle about it. She's probably going to get painfully plowed.
                            "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                            • uofom3
                              R3V Elite
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 5392

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jordan325iC
                              For 250k, I think don't think she's whoring herself out. More like she's pimping the system.

                              As I recall, I didn't get anything for losing my virginity. In fact, I had to pay for the condom.
                              I could care less either - i just found it entertaining.
                              PNW Crew
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                              06 m5

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