Karissa and Kristina Shannon are Hugh Hefner’s New Twin Girlfriends
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Do not get me wrong. Id fuck them. Id fuck the dog shit out of them. But if i was hef, and could have any woman there, i wouldnt have wasted my #1 overall draft pick on them. They are like Tim Couch, when you have Donovan McNabb sitting there.Originally posted by blunti would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head offComment
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The good news with hef is he has endless #1 picks."We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."Comment
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Have you heard all the BS about them. They are drunken, violent chickas. You guys seem to be a few days behind, like someone above said, check TMZ.com all the time. they beat the shit out of some chick, and kick the shit out of each other.Comment
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It's said twins are double the pleasure, double the fun -- but when it comes to Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends, Karissa and Kristina Shannon, it's also double the ass whooping.
Hugh Hefner's new twin GFs don't just beat the living crap out of other people -- they also kick the s**t out of each other.
Looking like a couple Vegas cocktail waitresses on the loose, the Shannon sisters escaped Hugh Hefner's clutches for a night out -- and nobody was injured!
The sad thing is, I've had better at the same time(not sisters, cousins), and same age.Comment
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There are some people who say Hef doesnt fuck these girlfriends...
There is also a book released by a former playmate and girlfriend, I forget which slut it was. But she says every sunday is "sex night". Hef gets all loaded on viagra, with a raging prune-like boner. These sluts line up like cattle waiting to be fed. After he pounds these gaping crevices, he moves onto the main girlfriend. Thats when the queen slut of them all takes whats left of the viagra boner. She doesnt just take it, but this is the one who gets rammed in her ass, when Mr. Hefner finally blows that old smelly load.
I'll ask who the playmate was, there were a couple funny exerpts from it.Originally posted by blunti would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head offComment
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Just lost half of my lunch.There are some people who say Hef doesnt fuck these girlfriends...
There is also a book released by a former playmate and girlfriend, I forget which slut it was. But she says every sunday is "sex night". Hef gets all loaded on viagra, with a raging prune-like boner. These sluts line up like cattle waiting to be fed. After he pounds these gaping crevices, he moves onto the main girlfriend. Thats when the queen slut of them all takes whats left of the viagra boner. She doesnt just take it, but this is the one who gets rammed in her ass, when Mr. Hefner finally blows that old smelly load.
I'll ask who the playmate was, there were a couple funny exerpts from it.
Nasty.- Trey
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