Karissa and Kristina Shannon are Hugh Hefner’s New Twin Girlfriends

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  • DEV0 E30
    R3V OG
    • Oct 2004
    • 8813

    #16
    Originally posted by Maluco
    why would you want two chicks that look the same...
    As opposed to two that don't know about each other?

    I thought the Hef had it right with his previous 3. One that's mature, one that's innocent, and one that's crazy.
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    • Jon325i
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      • Oct 2003
      • 6934

      #17
      Originally posted by Turf1600
      honestly, the guy probably has a pretty empty sack.

      Fixed :D

      A pair of 19 year olds for girlfriends? That's every mans' fantasy, right? The fact they are twins just adds to the kink factor.

      Oh yeah - two girls, one cup anyone?
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      • jflip2002
        R3V Elite
        • Sep 2006
        • 4377

        #18
        Do not get me wrong. Id fuck them. Id fuck the dog shit out of them. But if i was hef, and could have any woman there, i wouldnt have wasted my #1 overall draft pick on them. They are like Tim Couch, when you have Donovan McNabb sitting there.
        Originally posted by blunt
        i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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        • Turf1600
          R3V OG
          • Nov 2006
          • 9815

          #19
          Originally posted by jflip2002
          Do not get me wrong. Id fuck them. Id fuck the dog shit out of them. But if i was hef, and could have any woman there, i wouldnt have wasted my #1 overall draft pick on them. They are like Tim Couch, when you have Donovan McNabb sitting there.
          The good news with hef is he has endless #1 picks.
          "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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          • Farbin Kaiber
            Lil' Puppet
            • Jul 2007
            • 29502

            #20
            Have you heard all the BS about them. They are drunken, violent chickas. You guys seem to be a few days behind, like someone above said, check TMZ.com all the time. they beat the shit out of some chick, and kick the shit out of each other.

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            • Farbin Kaiber
              Lil' Puppet
              • Jul 2007
              • 29502

              #21
              It's said twins are double the pleasure, double the fun -- but when it comes to Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends, Karissa and Kristina Shannon, it's also double the ass whooping.


              Hugh Hefner's new twin GFs don't just beat the living crap out of other people -- they also kick the s**t out of each other.


              Looking like a couple Vegas cocktail waitresses on the loose, the Shannon sisters escaped Hugh Hefner's clutches for a night out -- and nobody was injured!



              The sad thing is, I've had better at the same time(not sisters, cousins), and same age.

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              • TDE30
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                • Feb 2008
                • 7042

                #22
                Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                check TMZ.com all the time.
                wat?
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                • Farbin Kaiber
                  Lil' Puppet
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 29502

                  #23
                  Originally posted by TDE30
                  wat?
                  It's a secret pleasure.

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                  • matt
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 3731

                    #24
                    Those girls are younger than me, and Hef is older than my grandfather.

                    That's pretty gross. But yeah, good for him.

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                    • jflip2002
                      R3V Elite
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 4377

                      #25
                      There are some people who say Hef doesnt fuck these girlfriends...

                      There is also a book released by a former playmate and girlfriend, I forget which slut it was. But she says every sunday is "sex night". Hef gets all loaded on viagra, with a raging prune-like boner. These sluts line up like cattle waiting to be fed. After he pounds these gaping crevices, he moves onto the main girlfriend. Thats when the queen slut of them all takes whats left of the viagra boner. She doesnt just take it, but this is the one who gets rammed in her ass, when Mr. Hefner finally blows that old smelly load.

                      I'll ask who the playmate was, there were a couple funny exerpts from it.
                      Originally posted by blunt
                      i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                      • TDE30
                        R3V OG
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 7042

                        #26
                        Originally posted by jflip2002
                        There are some people who say Hef doesnt fuck these girlfriends...

                        There is also a book released by a former playmate and girlfriend, I forget which slut it was. But she says every sunday is "sex night". Hef gets all loaded on viagra, with a raging prune-like boner. These sluts line up like cattle waiting to be fed. After he pounds these gaping crevices, he moves onto the main girlfriend. Thats when the queen slut of them all takes whats left of the viagra boner. She doesnt just take it, but this is the one who gets rammed in her ass, when Mr. Hefner finally blows that old smelly load.

                        I'll ask who the playmate was, there were a couple funny exerpts from it.
                        Just lost half of my lunch.

                        Nasty.
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