who here has/had tapeworms?

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  • SpecM
    R3V Elite
    • Oct 2005
    • 4531
    #31
    Originally posted by mikegar
    so hows the weather in your neck of the woods SpecM?
    haha that's better

    its cold (35-45*) and windy, kinda damp too
    1989 cirrisblau-metallic 325i

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      • mikegar
        E30 Addict
        • Aug 2005
        • 523
        #32
        how do the doctors of the civilized world get rid of them?
        Originally posted by Ferdinand
        I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

        DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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          • SpecM
            R3V Elite
            • Oct 2005
            • 4531
            #33
            Originally posted by Ray Smoodiver
            Then you boil a pot of milk, and sit bare assed on the pot while the milk steams, and the worms crawl out of your ass, at which point you wind them round a dowel.
            no way :?
            1989 cirrisblau-metallic 325i

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              • mikegar
                E30 Addict
                • Aug 2005
                • 523
                #34
                Originally posted by SpecM
                haha that's better

                its cold (35-45*) and windy, kinda damp too
                im glad im not there, id freeze, my heater doesnt work.
                Originally posted by Ferdinand
                I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

                DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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                  • apexede30
                    Grease Monkey
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 389
                    #35
                    Originally posted by mikegar
                    how do the doctors of the civilized world get rid of them?
                    Surgery.

                    '90 325i

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                      • mikegar
                        E30 Addict
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 523
                        #36
                        Originally posted by apexede30
                        Surgery.
                        i feel stupid now. kinda a simple answer.
                        Originally posted by Ferdinand
                        I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

                        DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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                          • VAPORBLADE
                            E30 Mastermind
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 1771
                            #37
                            Originally posted by Ray Smoodiver
                            Haha they don't crawl out of your mouth.

                            The old skool technique to get rid of them was to starve the person and only eat nuts, which bombard the worms, and provide no food for them.

                            Then you boil a pot of milk, and sit bare assed on the pot while the milk steams, and the worms crawl out of your ass, at which point you wind them round a dowel.
                            This sounds closer to reality.
                            '89 "is" = M technic II build mode.

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                              • Jordan325iC
                                E30 Mastermind
                                • Aug 2005
                                • 1697
                                #38
                                I am 6'5" and weigh 215lbs. So I have always had a big appetite and I really never gain any weight at all no matter what I eat.

                                Should I be paranoid?

                                '88 325is
                                VP UT of Austin Autoholics
                                BMWCCA 380364

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                                  • mikegar
                                    E30 Addict
                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 523
                                    #39
                                    yes. some tapeworms can reach 100 ft long.
                                    Originally posted by Ferdinand
                                    I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

                                    DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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                                      • apexede30
                                        Grease Monkey
                                        • Feb 2007
                                        • 389
                                        #40
                                        that would suck if somehow one got knotted up in there.

                                        '90 325i

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                                          • SpecM
                                            R3V Elite
                                            • Oct 2005
                                            • 4531
                                            #41
                                            Originally posted by apexede30
                                            that would suck if somehow one got knotted up in there.
                                            I would kill myself, it would gross me out that much
                                            1989 cirrisblau-metallic 325i

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                                              • mikegar
                                                E30 Addict
                                                • Aug 2005
                                                • 523
                                                #42
                                                so who else has done a HVAC delete on their DD?
                                                Originally posted by Ferdinand
                                                I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

                                                DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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                                                  • Maluco
                                                    R3V OG
                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                    • 6572
                                                    #43
                                                    Originally posted by Jordan325iC
                                                    I am 6'5" and weigh 215lbs. So I have always had a big appetite and I really never gain any weight at all no matter what I eat.

                                                    Should I be paranoid?
                                                    no need to be paranoid, worms are like chlamydia... you have either had it, have it or will have it.

                                                    But don't worry, Obama promises change and his redistribution of wealth package will include a little bag of pumpkin seeds. Just stay away from scabies... I heard those fkrs are horrible.

                                                    Anyone watched Bugs? That movie was crazy ridiculous...

                                                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slg59ufLKXk

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                                                      • eric (^__^)
                                                        E30 Fanatic
                                                        • Dec 2007
                                                        • 1409
                                                        #44
                                                        Originally posted by Money$hift
                                                        tapeworms scare the fuck out of me.

                                                        has anyone heard about the old wives tales of getting rid of them? like starving the person for a long time, then putting a drop of milk on their tongue, and the worm comes up to drink it and they grab the worm and pull it out?
                                                        This never happened.
                                                        Not that I care, of course.

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                                                          • Dominic49
                                                            E30 Fanatic
                                                            • Feb 2007
                                                            • 1373
                                                            #45
                                                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE9G4F1F5DI

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