who here has/had tapeworms?

[eric (^__^)]

I would punch every tapeworm in the face.

[gwb72tii]

that would suck to pull a tapeworm from an old mans ass. i bet it smelled like depends and gold bond

this thread is damn funny

[Maluco]

this guy will really fk you up too....

[Raxe]

I used to raise and harvest them a few years ago. You can make some pretty good money if you know what you're doing. There was a little specialty foods shop in China Town that I supplied, they gave me $20 for the first 10 feet and $1 for every foot after that. At my prime I was growing 5 at once, but grocery bills were getting too high so I had to cut back.

[Jparkr]

^^^ hahahha

thats so gross oh god.

[der affe]

how about a song......MR TAPEWORM, one of my favorite bands THE MEATMEN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_CRnXR5eLk

[bimma360]

Surgery.

95% of cases are cured with medication that kills the worm. Surgery is only required if the tapeworm's presence causes cysts to form on organs that can be operated on. And thats if steroids fail to bring those cysts down.

enjoy... http://www.videosift.com/video/Banne...e-The-Tapeworm

Dave

[Ray Smoodiver]

Thread of the month.

[ethirtydavid]

tapeworms?? ...big deal .. shrug

[scabzzzz]

a cpa??? I THINK THATS GOING BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY. PLEASE DO MY TAXES AND WOULD YOU MIND PULLING WORMS OUT OF MY ASS?

lol
I work at a CPA firm and this is pretty much right on the money. Gotta make the clients happy somehow..

[apexede30]

95% of cases are cured with medication that kills the worm. Surgery is only required if the tapeworm's presence causes cysts to form on organs that can be operated on. And thats if steroids fail to bring those cysts down.

enjoy... http://www.videosift.com/video/Banne...e-The-Tapeworm

Dave

I'd opt for surgery. Once it's dead, there's only one way for it to come out, right? EEEEEW to the public bathroom that I leave it in.

[jflip2002]

You eat at that little taqueria by the fullton mall, dont you. Where they have the beef jerky (im hoping its beef jerky) hanging above head. I forget the name, but if its the same place, its good shit.

[Optimator]

tapeworms?? ...big deal .. shrug

Everything looks menacing when magnified 100 times. For example blunt's needledick.

[deutschman]

you should read this if you have not

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/tapeworm/DS00659/DSECTION=symptoms

you should go to a docter now! nasty shit! did you hear this? Neurological symptoms or seizures if the brain is involved in tapeworm larvae infection.

[jflip2002]

If youre a fat ass, let it stay in there for a little bit. F spending the $100 on a month worth of some good diet pills. That shit is FREE and you got some good tacos out of it.