who here has/had tapeworms?

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  • SamE30e
    R3V Elite
    • Sep 2007
    • 4319

    #61
    Originally posted by ethirtydavid



    tapeworms?? ...big deal .. shrug

    Holy shit, it looks like an asshole with a 80's haircut!
    1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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    • mtechnik
      R3V OG
      • May 2006
      • 6156

      #62
      Originally posted by money$hift
      tapeworms scare the fuck out of me.

      Has anyone heard about the old wives tales of getting rid of them? Like starving the person for a long time, then putting a drop of milk on their tongue, and the worm comes up to drink it and they grab the worm and pull it out?
      ahahahahahhahahhahhhhahahahahahah



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      • blunttech
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        • Jul 2004
        • 12850

        #63
        Originally posted by Optimator
        Everything looks menacing when magnified 100 times. For example blunt's needledick.
        i know it seems like it to you that its magnified, but trust me thats the sheer mass of cock coming at your tonsils full speed and theres nothing you can do but grab the balls and massage them like i taught you until its all over
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        • mikegar
          E30 Addict
          • Aug 2005
          • 523

          #64
          Originally posted by jflip2002
          You eat at that little taqueria by the fullton mall, dont you. Where they have the beef jerky (im hoping its beef jerky) hanging above head. I forget the name, but if its the same place, its good shit.
          yeah its kinda by the fulton mall. its in fresnos lame excuse for a china town. its called april meatmarket aka chris meatmarket.
          Originally posted by Ferdinand
          I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

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          • SamE30e
            R3V Elite
            • Sep 2007
            • 4319

            #65
            Originally posted by blunt
            i know it seems like it to you that its magnified, but trust me thats the sheer mass of cock coming at your tonsils full speed and theres nothing you can do but grab the balls and massage them like i taught you until its all over
            qft.
            1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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            • Optimator
              E30 Fanatic
              • Aug 2008
              • 1396

              #66
              Originally posted by blunt
              i know it seems like it to you that its magnified, but trust me thats the sheer mass of cock coming at your tonsils full speed and theres nothing you can do but grab the balls and massage them like i taught you until its all over
              I'm sure it's less than a mouthful, especially since it hasn't seen full mast for at least a decade.
              -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

              Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
              Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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              • Optimator
                E30 Fanatic
                • Aug 2008
                • 1396

                #67
                Originally posted by SamE30e
                qft.
                Nobody likes a sack-hanging sycophant. Perhaps your abilities to stroke the ego, cock, and balls would be of interest to Mr. Blunt.
                -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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