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    Got this forwarded to me.


    > ECONOMICS
    >
    > Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the
    > bill for all ten comes to $100.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it
    > would go something like this:
    >
    >
    > The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
    >
    >
    > The fifth would pay $1.
    >
    >
    > The sixth would pay $3.
    >
    >
    > The seventh would pay $7.
    >
    >
    > The eighth would pay $12.
    >
    >
    > The ninth would pay $18.
    >
    >
    > The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
    >
    >
    > So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank
    > in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the
    > arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.
    > 'Since you are all good customers, he said, I'm
    > going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. Drinks
    > for the ten now cost just $80.
    >
    >
    > The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our
    > taxes so the first four men were unaffected.
    >
    >
    > They would still drink for free.
    >
    >
    > But what about the other six men - the paying customers?
    > How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone
    > would get his 'fair share? They realized that $20
    > divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from
    > everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man
    > would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar
    > owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each
    > man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded
    > to work out the amounts each should pay.! And so:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100%
    > savings).
    >
    >
    > The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
    >
    >
    > The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
    >
    >
    > The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
    >
    >
    > The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
    >
    >
    > The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > Each of the six was better off than before. And the first
    > four continued to drink for free. But once outside the
    > restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
    >
    >
    > 'I only got a dollar out of the $20,' declared the
    > sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, 'but he got
    > $10!'
    >
    >
    > 'Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man.
    > 'I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got
    > ten times more than I! ''That's true!!'
    > shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get $10 back
    > when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!'
    >
    >
    > 'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in
    > unison. 'We didn't get anything at all. The system
    > exploits the poor!' (Sounds so familiar)
    >
    >
    > The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
    >
    >
    > The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks,
    > so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it
    > came time to pay the bill, they discovered something
    > important. They didn't have enough money between all of
    > them for even half of the bill!
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > And that, boys and girls, journalists and college
    > professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay
    > the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction.
    > Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they
    > just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start
    > drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat
    > friendlier.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D. Professor of Economics,
    > University of Georgia For those who understand, no
    > explanation

    #2
    I now pay more in taxes per check than I made in a week 2 years ago.. I'm certain I have better uses for my money than the government does.
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      #3
      Originally posted by nando View Post
      I now pay more in taxes per check than I made in a week 2 years ago.. I'm certain I have better uses for my money than the government does.
      Someone didn't show up for drinks? hehe

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        #4
        :D I like this

        Well, posterity, you will never know what it cost us to preserve your freedom. I only hope that you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it.
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          #5
          I misspelled "Economics". Correcting myself before TwoJ starts flaming.

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            #6
            Originally posted by nando View Post
            I now pay more in taxes per check than I made in a week 2 years ago.. I'm certain I have better uses for my money than the government does.
            Same here. Scary...
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              #7
              LOL, try living in New York.
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                #8
                Originally posted by nando View Post
                I now pay more in taxes per check than I made in a week 2 years ago.. I'm certain I have better uses for my money than the government does.

                right there with you, I now net in a week what I netted in a month last year. The 100+ hour work weeks really help that, I love over time, an so dose the tax man.
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                The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BobombETA View Post
                  LOL, try living in New York.
                  no thanks
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                    #10
                    Wisconsin is horrible with taxes, my dad wishes he never moved there. North Carolina is still not bad. or not as bad.

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                      #11
                      That was good.
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                        #12
                        This is satire, but it makes a good point...

                        Lee Walton
                        Last Thursday while walking to lunch on the corner of Market and East Bay, I passed what appeared to be a homeless man standing on the corner of Wentworth and East Bay holding a hand-made sign that read, “Vote Obama, I need the money.”, I laughed to myself and admired the man for his misplaced, albeit blatant honesty.

                        Once inside one of my favorite restaurants, I noticed that my waiter was wearing a bright blue ,“Obama 08” tie; again I laughed to myself as he boldly and proudly advertised his political preference for all the world, and his customers, to see -- just imagine the odds of encountering two such 1st Amendment harbingers of change in less than 10-minutes.

                        When the check finally came I decided not to tip my waiter and explained to him that I was going to implement a practical application of Obama's Redistribution of Wealth concept as my own personal socialistic experiment. He stood there in stoic disbelief as I explained to him that I was going to redistribute his rightfully earned $10 tip to someone who I deemed more in need...a homeless fellow standing a few blocks north in front of the Harris Teeter parking lot. The waiter stammered a few "Why practice on me? I’m just a local college student!" retorts and then angrily stormed away from the table in a steaming huff of progressive self-righteous indignation.
                        Apparently, after experiencing firsthand the application of such socialistic governance from the perspective of the rightful wage earner, my young liberal-minded waiter was quickly convinced that income redistribution was much easier to support as a noble, magnanimous social policy than when his own hard-earned income was about to be redistributed, against his will, to another I deemed more needy.

                        I went outside, walked back up to Wentworth, gave the homeless guy a $10 bill, and asked him to walk down to the restaurant on the corner and thank the waiter there who was wearing the “Obama 08” tie as I've decided he could use the money more than my waiter who had actually earned the $10. The homeless fellow smiled in grateful disbelief, tossed his sign in the hedge, and promptly bounded for the liquor store across the street.

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                          #13
                          More satire:

                          "Alaska's largest newspaper has endorsed Barack Obama despite the fact that their governor is Sarah Palin. Luckily for Palin, it's one of the 500 newspapers she doesn't read." --Conan O'Brien

                          "Some good news for Sarah Palin: she has been cleared in that Troopergate scandal. You know who cleared her? Sarah Palin. Before lawmakers in Alaska released their report on this Troopergate scandal, Sarah Palin's campaign released the results of their own campaign clearing her of any wrongdoing. Thank God we cleared that up. Actually, I think it's legitimate, because apparently Palin can see the courthouse from her front porch, so obviously she's a lawyer." --Jay Leno

                          "CNN reports that John McCain is aggressively trying to win over the independent vote. Yeah, of course, to John McCain, independent means anyone who can make it to the toilet without help." --Conan O'Brien

                          John McCain sings: "You know that old Beach Boys song, Bomb Iran? Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran."

                          Oh wait that last one isn't satire.
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                            #14
                            and it only takes one asshole to make this political. Comedian jokes are funny. Repeating them, kinda lame.


                            Why are Obama fans so bitter?

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Aptyp View Post
                              and it only takes one asshole to make this political. Comedian jokes are funny. Repeating them, kinda lame.


                              Why are Obama fans so bitter?
                              Poor Sport winner's I guess as a moderate, obama has it in the bag.
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