No Shave November

[e30frosh]

Fuckin a frosh.

Well done. Where in missouri are you?

Hailing from 20 mins past Six Flags on 44.

[LEANE30]

not cuttin those claws either, huh? those are as long as my girlfriend's nails.

[JAM]

JAM, no homo, but you are the most handsome homeless man I know.

lol. ive actually heard that one a few times

[blunttech]

this is my dad in '80, he apparently was a pimp before i was born



this is me in 07

wow you guys look amazingly alike.

[JAM]

ya, he's my dad no doubt about that

only difference is ive been punched in the nose a few more times than he has

[blunttech]

ya, he's my dad no doubt about that

only difference is ive been punched in the nose a few more times than he has

you have no idea how many times ive done coke with guys that looked exactly like him in the 70's and 80's. i imagine your dad and i are close in age

[Optimator]

only difference is ive been punched in the nose a few more times than he has

So did you get punched when you tried to flex on another man's can collecting turf?

[blunttech]

So did you get punched when you tried to flex on another man's can collecting turf?

dont you have a job to find???

[Optimator]

Um, I already have a job at my dad's chiropractor's office. Don't you have some young men to inveigle off God's Country Craigslist?

[blunttech]

Um, I already have a job at my dad's chiropractor's office. Don't you have some young men to inveigle off God's Country Craigslist?

i cant imagine daddy isnt working sunday trying to scam as much loot as possible from insurance companies. chiropractors are only second to lawyers when it comes to sleazeballs
i hear dave is taking night classes to become a chiropractor so he can control both ends

[Farbin Kaiber]

too bad i am job hunting now. scraggly beards aren't really conducive to getting hired

I feel ya there.

JAM, no homo, but you are the most handsome homeless man I know.

I thought the same, do I see a hint of jake gyllenhaal in those eyes?

i cant imagine daddy isnt working sunday trying to scam as much loot as possible from insurance companies. chiropractors are only second to lawyers when it comes to sleazeballs
i hear dave is taking night classes to become a chiropractor so he can control both ends

Ya know, I really could use an "adjustment" rite aboot now as well.

[JAM]

So did you get punched when you tried to flex on another man's can collecting turf?

lol no just stupid bar fights when i was younger

and blunt, he's 56 iirc?

[Optimator]

i hear dave is taking night classes to become a chiropractor so he can control both ends

Perhaps he's taking night classes to learn how to control both of your ends. I'm sure he and another man would jump at an opportunity to plug you airtight.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Perhaps he's taking night classes to learn how to control both of your ends. I'm sure he and another man would jump at an opportunity to plug you airtight.

We forgot about the nostrils.

[Optimator]

Well, I just assumed you'd be in charge of that, being uniquely equipped to carry out the task.