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  • NC325iC
    R3V OG
    • Mar 2004
    • 6565
    #61
    i gave it a trim last week, but my facial hair growing abilities arent what i wish they were, neck beard is the best i can do
    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

    Originally posted by TimKninja
    Im more afraid of this thread turning into one of those classic R3v moments, where Pizza gets delivered.

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      • e30frosh
        R3VLimited
        • Dec 2004
        • 2170
        #62
        Originally posted by Optimator
        This is quite a fantasy. You, eating solid food. And, you, being fellated by another man.

        The tumble down to the cold reality of sucking pureed food through a large straw and stroking a mostly useless manhood to UFC on Spike will be exceptionally difficult. I'll be here in case you need a shoulder to cry on.
        This honest thread turned into quite the "I'm not gay enough to swallow your cock-plate" thread.

        Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
        Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
        Lobsterbacks attack the town again
        Wrap all my things in aluminum
        Beams of darkness streak across the sky
        Pink rays from the ancient satellite
        Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
        Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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          • blunttech
            Forum Sponsor
            • Jul 2004
            • 12850
            #63
            Originally posted by e30frosh
            This honest thread turned into quite the "I'm not gay enough to swallow your cock-plate" thread.
            im sorry but ovulator follows me around from thread to thread in hopes of securing another tasty load to satiate his need for semen. i cannot help but oblige . it was a lot more fun before i knew who it was though
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              • Farbin Kaiber
                Lil' Puppet
                • Jul 2007
                • 29502
                #64
                Originally posted by blunt
                im sorry but ovulator follows me around from thread to thread in hopes of securing another tasty load to satiate his need for semen. i cannot help but oblige . it was a lot more fun before i knew who it was though

                She does not.

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                  • delatlanta1281
                    Dart Master
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 10317
                    #65
                    Bump.
                    Yours truly,
                    Rich
                    sigpic
                    Originally posted by Rigmaster
                    you kids get off my lawn.....

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                      • Huff
                        R3VLimited
                        • May 2006
                        • 2488
                        #66
                        Bump? So, do I post a picture of my beard or try and get crotch shots of Blunt/ Optimator?

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                          • QUKBMER
                            R3V OG
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 8178
                            #67
                            Originally posted by TwoJ's
                            I can't stand the fucking itch that I get after a few days without a shave. And the lady doesn't like it on her face.
                            this ^^^^
                            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                            garage queen 91 bmw 325is / 1972 Chevy El Camino 355 sbc 450hp

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                              • Huff
                                R3VLimited
                                • May 2006
                                • 2488
                                #68
                                this ^^^^^^

                                Beard Bars

                                They work great actually

                                I'm still confused on this thread though...

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                                  • CHIF8008
                                    No R3VLimiter
                                    • Nov 2010
                                    • 3447
                                    #69
                                    you dont shave till after Christmas, that is how it works. its part of being a man
                                    -FREEDOM- is cruisin at 80, windows down and listening to the perfect song-thinking "this is it"
                                    -The Beauty in the Tragedy-
                                    MECHANIC SMASH!!- (you all know you do it)
                                    Got Drop?? ;-)
                                    Originally posted by JinormusJ
                                    But of course
                                    E30s are know to be notoriously really really really ridiculously good looking

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                                      • djjerme
                                        R3V Elite
                                        • Sep 2010
                                        • 5082
                                        #70
                                        Holiday Neck Beard?
                                        1991 325i MT2 Touring (JDM bro)
                                        2016 Ford Flex
                                        2011 Audi A3 - wife's other German car

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                                          • VinniE30
                                            R3VLimited
                                            • May 2010
                                            • 2113
                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by blunttech
                                            the only thing enlarged down there is my giant mushroom head. proof is the calloused area in the back of your throat from the constant battering like the swat team trying to gain entry to a crack den on COPS.
                                            Zinno '89 <24v swap in progress>

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                                              • avery0829
                                                Mod Crazy
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 793
                                                #72
                                                Having a job that requires a shaven face, is weak as fuck.

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                                                  • Mlarsen
                                                    R3V Elite
                                                    • Feb 2010
                                                    • 4082
                                                    #73
                                                    ^ Oh Les Schwab, that sucks.

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                                                      • nick526
                                                        Wrencher
                                                        • Jan 2011
                                                        • 258
                                                        #74
                                                        Vote to sticky a blunttech vs. Optimator thread. This shit is cracking me the fuck up.

                                                        Beard stops itching after a week or so, btw...

                                                        I miss the old BMW

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                                                          • dashboardmonkey
                                                            FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                                                            • Jun 2008
                                                            • 6158
                                                            #75
                                                            it's on!
                                                            -Andy

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