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  • jflip2002
    R3V Elite
    • Sep 2006
    • 4377

    #31
    GOD There were so many fat people at the house yesterday. I hate childen more than anything in the world... well, except for fat people. And there were the fattest kids Ive ever encountered in my life. This one little fucker, who looked to be about 6 years old, ate more than I did. Then the little porker continued to eat around 1/4 of a pumpkin cheesecake. And they were not disciplined to cap it all off. My kids will not be fat, nor undisciplined. Just thought Id vent and share that.
    Originally posted by blunt
    i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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    • FredK
      R3V OG
      • Oct 2003
      • 14747

      #32
      ^ bahahahaha!

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      • e34john
        No R3VLimiter
        • Apr 2006
        • 3599

        #33
        But fat kids are so funny. If I ever need to kill a few hours I can do it by just typing into youtube "fat kid". unlimited 10 second clips of happiness.
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        • jflip2002
          R3V Elite
          • Sep 2006
          • 4377

          #34
          This kid was a little piece of shit. We took my girlfriends two little pomeranians, theyre like 3 lbs. He kept running holding one by the neck. I asked him to put it down, IN FRONT OF his mom. He didnt listen, she didnt make him. So I had to say sternly "Put that little fucking dog down now". THEN all of a sudden the fat loser mom (easily 300 lbs) decides to ask him to put the dog down.

          I think fat kids make me more furious than anything in the world. Besides the Eagles losing.
          Originally posted by blunt
          i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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          • Danny
            Moderator
            • Feb 2008
            • 14216

            #35
            Originally posted by jflip2002
            I think fat kids make me more furious than anything in the world. Besides the Eagles losing.
            So you've been mad alot lately.

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            • jflip2002
              R3V Elite
              • Sep 2006
              • 4377

              #36
              Not as mad as a 49ers fan, but yes, 5 1/2 times this year I have been angry.
              Originally posted by blunt
              i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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              • e34john
                No R3VLimiter
                • Apr 2006
                • 3599

                #37
                5 and a half. hahaha I didn't even know you can tie!
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                • Danny
                  Moderator
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 14216

                  #38
                  Originally posted by jflip2002
                  Not as mad as a 49ers fan, but yes, 5 1/2 times this year I have been angry.


                  Fuck Shaun Hill.

                  We need to draft a damn QB.

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                  • daniel
                    R3V OG
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 6703

                    #39
                    Originally posted by e34john
                    5 and a half. hahaha I didn't even know you can tie!
                    yes, you can!
                    http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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                    • jflip2002
                      R3V Elite
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 4377

                      #40
                      Originally posted by Danny


                      Fuck Shaun Hill.

                      We need to draft a damn QB.
                      Uhhh, ALEX SMITH. Alex Smith, Tim Couch and David Carr. Im thankful none of those losers were an Eagle.
                      Originally posted by blunt
                      i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                      • Danny
                        Moderator
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 14216

                        #41
                        Originally posted by jflip2002
                        Uhhh, ALEX SMITH. Alex Smith, Tim Couch and David Carr. Im thankful none of those losers were an Eagle.
                        Yeah Alex Smith sucks too.

                        Hence why he isn't playing and Shaun Hill is.

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                        • e34john
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 3599

                          #42
                          sweet! a crappy quarterback list and no one said ryan leaf. wasn't our fault someone already picked peyton.
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                          • jflip2002
                            R3V Elite
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 4377

                            #43
                            I went with the #1 overalls. Otherwise we would have had Leaf, Cade McNown, Akili Smith, JP Losman, Rick Mirer, Gino Torelli, etc
                            Originally posted by blunt
                            i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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