Small farts. Why so Deadly?

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  • Optimator
    E30 Fanatic
    • Aug 2008
    • 1396

    #16
    Odd. I thought this thread was supposed to be about small farts.
    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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    • Jaygo333
      Grease Monkey
      • Jan 2008
      • 334

      #17
      blunt

      By him showing up, it all changed.

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      • dashboardmonkey
        FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
        • Jun 2008
        • 6158

        #18
        If water is supposed to be the best air filter around then how come when I fart in the bathtub it still stinks?
        -Andy

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        • E30SPDFRK
          Moderator
          • Jul 2007
          • 5685

          #19
          +1, shower farts always reek.
          Byron
          Leichtbau

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          • e30frosh
            R3VLimited
            • Dec 2004
            • 2170

            #20
            Originally posted by E30SPDFRK
            +1, shower farts always reek.
            Agreed. I nearly chipped this morning when I cut free in the steam. Had to lather again from fear of the stench being absorbed into my pores.

            Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
            Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
            Lobsterbacks attack the town again
            Wrap all my things in aluminum
            Beams of darkness streak across the sky
            Pink rays from the ancient satellite
            Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
            Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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            • Axxe
              No R3VLimiter
              • Aug 2004
              • 3355

              #21
              Originally posted by e30frosh
              Agreed. I nearly chipped this morning when I cut free in the steam. Had to lather again from fear of the stench being absorbed into my pores.


              Keep it slideways!!

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