Odd. I thought this thread was supposed to be about small farts.
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Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
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By him showing up, it all changed.Comment
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If water is supposed to be the best air filter around then how come when I fart in the bathtub it still stinks?-Andy
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Agreed. I nearly chipped this morning when I cut free in the steam. Had to lather again from fear of the stench being absorbed into my pores.Originally posted by E30SPDFRK View Post
Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
Lobsterbacks attack the town again
Wrap all my things in aluminum
Beams of darkness streak across the sky
Pink rays from the ancient satellite
Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.Comment
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