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  • e30frosh
    R3VLimited
    • Dec 2004
    • 2170

    #1

    Bored with a razor, or fun with facial hair?

    Mind your children.
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    Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
    Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
    Lobsterbacks attack the town again
    Wrap all my things in aluminum
    Beams of darkness streak across the sky
    Pink rays from the ancient satellite
    Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
    Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.
  • kronus
    R3V OG
    • Apr 2008
    • 13003

    #2
    ffffffffffffffffffffffirst
    cars beep boop

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    • Mot
      45 toting redneck
      • Jul 2004
      • 4018

      #3
      haha nice, you kinda look like adam from mythbuster.

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      • kronus
        R3V OG
        • Apr 2008
        • 13003

        #4
        Also in before Optimator starts hitting on you. He has a thing for mature-looking bucks, I hear.
        cars beep boop

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        • Huff
          R3VLimited
          • May 2006
          • 2488

          #5
          Nice man!! I break out a handle bar at least once a year. It's to make sure I don't get laid for about 2 months. Funny, gay dudes aren't into it; older ladies are; my girlfriends say they are, but then don’t put out… I mainly get complements from straight dudes.



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          • e30frosh
            R3VLimited
            • Dec 2004
            • 2170

            #6
            Does anyone else have the stones to rock a creepy moustache?

            Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
            Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
            Lobsterbacks attack the town again
            Wrap all my things in aluminum
            Beams of darkness streak across the sky
            Pink rays from the ancient satellite
            Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
            Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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            • e30frosh
              R3VLimited
              • Dec 2004
              • 2170

              #7
              Originally posted by dillsnick
              Nice man!! I break out a handle bar at least once a year. It's to make sure I don't get laid for about 2 months. Funny, gay dudes aren't into it; older ladies are; my girlfriends say they are, but then don’t put out… I mainly get complements from straight dudes.



              That is glorious! That's on my list for next year.

              Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
              Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
              Lobsterbacks attack the town again
              Wrap all my things in aluminum
              Beams of darkness streak across the sky
              Pink rays from the ancient satellite
              Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
              Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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              • Optimator
                E30 Fanatic
                • Aug 2008
                • 1396

                #8
                Excuse me, Mr. kronus, but at least I'm not Farbin Kaiber's young protégé. I heard he helped you with your no-start problem with his 12V (inch) test probe.

                I think e30frosh is the second most handsome homeless man on r3vlimited, a distant second behind JAM.
                -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                • Farbin Kaiber
                  Lil' Puppet
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 29502

                  #9
                  I have been shaveless for a few weeks. Maybe I'll do something.

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                  • e30frosh
                    R3VLimited
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 2170

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                    I have been shaveless for a few weeks. Maybe I'll do something.
                    ...revolution...I think I smell it.

                    Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                    Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                    Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                    Wrap all my things in aluminum
                    Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                    Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                    Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                    Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                    • blunttech
                      Forum Sponsor
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 12850

                      #11
                      i think if you concentrate on growing a handlebar mustache and go around chanting the word "glorious" youll have no problem attracting the gay men. it will also give them something to hang onto while they are assaulting your tonsils
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                      • femme325is
                        Wrencher
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 247

                        #12
                        Dillsnick- you remind of Dennis Gage off of the tv show "My Classic Car" His handlbar is ALWAYS perfect even when when driving a cab at 80 mph.
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                        • e30frosh
                          R3VLimited
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 2170

                          #13
                          Originally posted by blunt
                          i think if you concentrate on growing a handlebar mustache and go around chanting the word "glorious" youll have no problem attracting the gay men. it will also give them something to hang onto while they are assaulting your tonsils
                          I inadvertently caught the attention of one already.

                          Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                          Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                          Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                          Wrap all my things in aluminum
                          Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                          Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                          Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                          Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                          • txleadfoot
                            Wrencher
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 208

                            #14
                            I drink your milkshake!

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                            • txleadfoot
                              Wrencher
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 208

                              #15
                              That creeps me out.

                              That reminds me of those nasty curled long-ass fingernails.

                              Originally posted by femme325is
                              Dillsnick- you remind of Dennis Gage off of the tv show "My Classic Car" His handlbar is ALWAYS perfect even when when driving a cab at 80 mph.

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