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    messing with craigslisters

    ive been doing this for a while now.

    i dont think ive posted this here before. i have on another forum so if youve read it EAD. look at what i had this kid going through over a piece of shit dirt bike i didnt even own
    its kind of hard to read but i didnt want to edit it. its a long read but theres some funny shit in it

    i ran an ad in the CT craigslist trying to sell jonnys dirtbike. only problem was jonny didnt know i was selling his bike. my goal was to get creepy dudes to call jonny asking to buy all his shit. i listed his cars too heres a kid interested in his dirtbike


    Kevin Garcia <kweezy27@yahoo.com> wrote:

    Does it run great? Does the taillight and Headlight both work? Do you have any papers for it? How much are you asking for it?
    Does engine make any clicking noises?
    To: Kevin Garcia <kweezy27@yahoo.com>
    Sent: Saturday, March 8, 2008 6:46:44 AM
    Subject: Re: Xr250r

    it you tap on it with a wrench it makes a clicking noise.
    it runs great. last week my robot had it out riding it for about an hour getting supplies from the mothership and it ran flawlessly
    if you can tell me the name of the 2 cops on CHIPS we can do the deal this weekend. and it has to be their real names not the show names

    Kevin Garcia <kweezy27@yahoo.com> wrote:

    Erik Estrada and Larry Wilcox.


    To: Kevin Garcia <kweezy27@yahoo.com>
    Sent: Saturday, March 8, 2008 6:03:42 PM
    Subject: Re: Xr250r

    man you are good. can you come over tomorrow at 230?

    Kevin Garcia <kweezy27@yahoo.com> wrote:

    I can probably either stop by Tomorrow or Monday in the afternoon. Just let me know which is more suitable for you. WILL YOU SELL THE DIRTBIKE FOR $340? Give me a call whenever so we can discuss about when i can take a look at the dirtbike, ok thanx, Kevin.
    cell #- (203)213-2359.

    To: Kevin Garcia <kweezy27@yahoo.com>
    Sent: Sunday, March 9, 2008 10:19:25 AM
    Subject: Re: Xr250r

    no, i will not sell the bike for 340.00. the asking price is 400.00.
    i will consider 340.00 only if you can bring me these 2 board games.. operation (with no missing parts, bones etc) and chutes and ladders. im sure you have these games as they are quite popular. maybe we could have lunch when you come and play a game



    To: Kevin Garcia <kweezy27@yahoo.com>
    Sent: Sunday, March 9, 2008 10:25:10 AM
    Subject: Re: Xr250r

    have you ever played twister? its a really sweet retro game from the 70's

    Kevin Garcia <kweezy27@yahoo.com> wrote:
    no i haven't sorry, i am more into the new games. The best old skool game i liked was Super Mario.


    Kevin Garcia <kweezy27@yahoo.com> wrote:
    Look i am trying to make a deal hear, it looks as if you weren't taking me seriously about this. If i do stop over by dad will be there im sure your not gonna act the way you talk. I am just trying to look for a nice cheap bike, And sorry I dont have no board games, I donated them all. I will give you $350, that is a pretty old dirtbike that is a 1986 Xr250r. That is 22 years old, and i dont know how much life there would be on it left.

    To: Kevin Garcia <kweezy27@yahoo.com>
    Sent: Sunday, March 9, 2008 10:47:49 AM
    Subject: Re: Xr250r

    man why are you getting all uptight dude? i was just trying to conversate with you about some of my interests. i like board games. i thought maybe we could cinch the deal over a sweet knock down drag out no holds barred game of operation. but i guess youre more interested in threatening me with bodily harm. i have not done anything to you and id like you to apologize . we can still do this deal but theres no need for you to threaten me. i have throwing stars you know

    Kevin Garcia <kweezy27@yahoo.com> wrote:
    How am i threatening you? Did i say somethign wrong? The only reason i am getting hyped up is because you are not staying with the subject. I wanna talk about the Xr250r and your some where else talking about board games. Can you answer these simple questions please:
    Does the bike run/start?
    Do both headlight and taillight both work?
    Do you have the title for the Xr?

    I apologize for what ever i did, even i said nothing to threaten you. So kindly get back to me and please answer the questions. I really need to know these things before i stop by and check out the bike.


    To: Kevin Garcia <kweezy27@yahoo.com>
    Sent: Sunday, March 9, 2008 11:24:21 AM
    Subject: Re: Xr250r

    ok maybe i read into it wrong but i was a little scared after that last email.
    lets start over ok???
    i want it to be fair though. you want me to answer 3 questions which i will gladly do but i need you to answer a few also so its fair. otherwise i feel like im the one doing all the work in this deal. so this is what i propose. i will answer one of your questions and then ask you a question. when you answer that we will move to the next one and so on. is this a deal?? if so i will start
    Does the bike run/start?
    answer... yes it runs, but not until you start it. and it has to be done in that order.

    now. here is your question. please dont cheat and google it
    in what year did the pillsbury dough boy first debut in tv commecials?


    Kevin Garcia <kweezy27@yahoo.com> wrote:
    Ok to tell you the truth im not so sure when it went on commercials, cause i wasnt probably alive at the time, but im gonna have to guess around the Middle 1960's.


    To: Kevin Garcia <kweezy27@yahoo.com>
    Sent: Sunday, March 9, 2008 12:56:25 PM
    Subject: Re: Xr250r

    well you are close. would you like to use a lifeline? if you can get within 2 years i will honor it


    Kevin Garcia <kweezy27@yahoo.com> wrote:
    I will have to say maybe 1963.

    To: Kevin Garcia <kweezy27@yahoo.com>
    Sent: Sunday, March 9, 2008 1:07:43 PM
    Subject: Re: Xr250r

    damn man, you are really good. im surprised because i think youre young. good job. now lets move on to question number 2

    Do both headlight and taillight both work?

    yes they do. the tail light is red and the headlight emits a white light best viewed at night.
    and now your next question.

    the category is 60's TV comedies
    Get Smart was a series in the 60's
    maxwell smart was a secret agent
    what was the name of his female secret agent
    please answer this in jeopardy format

    Kevin Garcia <kweezy27@yahoo.com> wrote:
    haha, thats a good question my dad actually has the dvd for Get Smart. I believe her name is Barbara, i forgot her last name. She went by the name 99.

    To: Kevin Garcia <kweezy27@yahoo.com>
    Sent: Sunday, March 9, 2008 1:26:44 PM
    Subject: Re: Xr250r

    very good kevin but you are not answering in the proper format. the correct way would be "who is agent 99"
    but im going to let that slide.
    since you answered correctly here is the answer to the 3rd question
    Do you have the title for the Xr?

    yes i have the title and it is clear and in my name

    now for your final question and then we set up the test ride
    the category is again tv sitcoms

    what show did "weezy" appear on in the 80's
    again. please answer in jeopardy format

    Kevin Garcia <kweezy27@yahoo.com> wrote:
    What is the Jefferson's? Im not 100% but I've seen the show when i was about 10 or 12.

    heres a short one in regards to me trying to buy a set of 16x6 e38 wheels from this dude


    me to him:::do you have 4 of these?

    him to me:::yes i do its for the set


    Butch Driveshaft
    to Genaro
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    would you be interested in trading a lama for them? i have a 2 year old female lama i need to get rid of.



    Genaro duarte
    to me
    Reply


    sorry but know


    Butch Driveshaft
    to Genaro

    Reply


    yes right now. i can deliver her this afternoon



    Genaro duarte
    to me

    Reply


    no man im not intrested in a lama



    Butch Driveshaft
    to Genaro

    Reply


    what about some lama steaks? i can butcher this thing up and drop off some steaks to stock your freezer with. you can eat lama all winter and save some money. ill throw in a recipe for lama stew. its my personal favorite. this is a very good deal for you my friend. say the word because im sharpening my knives as we speak




    Genaro duarte
    to me


    Reply


    no man im not intrested in any sort of animal or food i need the money


    Butch Driveshaft
    to Genaro

    Reply


    ok i got ya. we all need money dont we? are you interested in becoming a lama reseller? i need a representative up here in the midwest to distribute lama meat. its an established route. all you really need to do is call on restaurants with a trunk full of meat. money is good and i also offer company benefits. let me know and ill fire you off an application for the position. thanks
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    #2
    you have way too much free time

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      #3
      That first one was awesome...

      yes it runs, but not until you start it. and it has to be done in that order.
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        #4
        Originally posted by blunt View Post

        what about some lama steaks? i can butcher this thing up and drop off some steaks to stock your freezer with. you can eat lama all winter and save some money. ill throw in a recipe for lama stew. its my personal favorite. this is a very good deal for you my friend. say the word because im sharpening my knives as we speak

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          #5
          I'm very happy I'm not on the other end with you. Well.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
            I'm very happy I'm not on the other end with you. Well.
            too easy
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              #7
              Remind me not to reply to craigslist ads from Gods Country
              -Andy

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                #8
                Originally posted by blunt View Post
                Does the bike run/start?
                answer... yes it runs, but not until you start it. and it has to be done in that order.
                i rofled, thats hilarious
                Originally posted by BillBrasky
                That's like Vlad challenging Chip Foose to a car painting contest.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by FLUTE007 View Post
                  you have way too much free time
                  Agreed. But that was still pretty freaking funny.


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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Zmann42087 View Post
                    Agreed. But that was still pretty freaking funny.
                    too much free time? i answer an email in between placing orders and pricing orders. its a good way to break up the monotony . it doesnt take much to amuse me
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by blunt View Post
                      it doesnt take much to amuse me
                      Same here, most people don't realize how utterly pleasing life is when you find amusement in ridiculous shit.
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                        #12
                        Ok, those were good. :rofl:

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                          #13


                          In some of that spare time of yours will you please reply to spamers asking them to call you at the FBIs phone number?

                          This place is like catholic school, 2/3 of the students smoke weed on a daily basis, but the faculty seems to convince the outside world that drugs are just in the other schools, the resident pot dealer thinks he's cool because he has the originality to call anyone he doesn't like a homosexual, and most of the little children follow him like sheep, then there's the few with brains, you hardly ever hear from them, perhaps don't even know they exist, but they get all the sh!t done.

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                            #14
                            Llama steaks... :rofl:
                            Originally posted by Simon S
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                              #15
                              My side hurts. :rofl:

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