messing with craigslisters

[blunttech]

that was absolutely the funniest post i have EVER read. others may see it as a waste of time, but holy shit you had me laughing like a little girl. Thank you!

thanks man, i dont let little lifeless waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless like 325ekid get to me. i suspect his mom wouldnt let him go out tonight so hes full of angst he cant go thrash his awesome fecal brown spray bombed mobile toilet.
so hes following me around like a little puppy dog
it seems i have a new project at least. i was tiring of jb325is

[shmutzigE30]

wow how cruel jk

[Lof8]

I have never laughed so hard at something on the netz. Great stuff guys and post up some more if you've got em.

[Oshm]

I'm interested in the Lama Steak Sales Possition

Quote:
Butch Driveshaft
to Genaro

Reply


ok i got ya. we all need money dont we? are you interested in becoming a lama reseller? i need a representative up here in the midwest to distribute lama meat. its an established route. all you really need to do is call on restaurants with a trunk full of meat. money is good and i also offer company benefits. let me know and ill fire you off an application for the position. thanks

end quote,

Hello Mr Dirveshaft

I read your ad in the car journal - Yes? You are still loookeeng for man to be selling meat of the Lama. I am perfect for this job, I have experience with both Lama and Range Goat. I am from Himalayan Mountain village 2 meters from Stone-that-Speaks Wizeman Restaraunt. Let me know soon because i will have to take job not-so-good, making shoe laces for company selling running shoes made from compressed Lama-watse pigs-hoof composite. I will move anywhere for this job. Please tellng me soon for yourself to have good man on job. Yes?

[32.5i]

oh man.. that is some funny shit

[JJe30]

That was pretty funny

[E30_pilot]

haha that was hilarious.
Lama Steaks lmao!!

[JGood]

I just got PM regarding my FS thread for stroker motor parts.

Hello

I am interested in buying the 2.5 head and Goetze piston rings that you have placed for sell now, and I would want to enquire about the present condition of the above mentioned, as well as some detail about you. I expect this timely enough.

As for the payment, I would need you to get back in touch with the last asking price as I will be paying with a Cashier Cheque or Credit Card.

Lastly, please forward to me your full company's (or house address, telephone and fax) details as I will subsequently prefer reaching you through these facilities.

Yours interestingly,

Raymond Griffiths

Should you need to reply to me, Please get back in touch with your details to me at: texmy14@yahoo.com for a quick reply.

Responded with this:

Gaymond,

I would like to get $1,100 for the head and rings, shipped. They are in mint condition. Porkchop sandwhiches. I cannot accept credit cards, as my business license was revoked several years ago for scamming and money laundering. Hopefully you understand this is all in the past, and I can still accept checks.

Please provide a picture of you holding a sign that says "I bought a piston ring and I jizzed in my pants", in order for me to believe that you are serious about the purchase.

Thanks for your cooperation, and I look forward to hearing from you.

[imdashiz]

i know. i know. old thread but fuckin hilarious. more please? :D

[george graves]

I thought it was going to be the Egyptian guy again.

[imdashiz]

lolz no sorry

[ak-]

i know. i know. old thread but fuckin hilarious. more please? :D

Wth are you typing in the search bar?

[ldsbeaker]

I wish I could find those "fleshlight" help chat ones...
Man, those are good.

[imsotyerred]

Butch Driveshaft?

[ThaiRacer]

lol pretty old but i laugh my ass off