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    #16
    that's just ghey... find something productive to do. Not fair to prospective buyers for you to dick them around like this.

    get a life
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      #17
      Originally posted by GotCone? View Post
      that's just ghey... find something productive to do. Not fair to prospective buyers for you to dick them around like this.

      get a life
      you know, you are right. im going to devote all my time to you now
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        #18
        Blunt and I have something in common.

        Originally posted by george graves View Post
        SCAMMER =-=-=-=--=-=-
        Hello,
        How you doing ? ,i went through this advert and Am highly interested in
        buying your item for my client and i will like to know if you are intrested in
        selling this item to my cklient.so let me know your actual price and the condition
        of the item .so my client will issure of a payment for the item by cashier cheque/
        Money order, In term of shipping ,we have an international shipping company that
        we come for the picking up of the item, they will be coming to your location for
        the pickup of the item. So if you are interested get back to me with your
        Contact info:
        Full name....
        Home address....
        zipcode........
        country........
        Phone number.....
        E-mail address....


        ME =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
        Yea, I am very interested in sell it!!!

        Are you looking for the dildo collection- $700? Or the one of a kind
        collection of Jerry Garicia's man batter collection $4,000?


        SCAMMER =-=-=-=--=-=-
        Hello
        thanks very much...so i just need the dildo collection at $700 okay...so get
        back to me with your name and address in where the payment will be sent to
        okay...so get back to me asap


        ME =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
        Well, how would you ship these dildos? Some are very large. In fact
        one modeled after me is almost a foot long! If you are willing to
        give me a down payment for packing these item, I'd be more than happy
        to do business with you?

        BTW - these items will need cleaning before use. Is that ok?


        SCAMMER =-=-=-=--=-=-
        Hello
        okay...so i don't want you to be worry about the shipment of the dildos
        okay...so we have a shipping company that will come for the shipment of the dildos
        at your location okay...so let me have your name and address and the price of the
        dildos okay.
        thanks.

        ME =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
        OK, well the dildos are $700 (this is after all a very nice collection
        - I've personally tested all of them)

        use my life partner's name, as he is the one actually selling them:

        Richard Nibbler
        69 Hershey Hwy
        Spread Eagle, Wisconsin

        Now, you mentioned a shipping company will come for them - but how do
        you want them packaged? They can fit in some preaty tight spots, but
        I don't have a box to put them in. Do you have a box I can stuff them
        in? I think a small box is best for something like this!!!

        Can you send me a down payment for the dildos? How did you find out
        about my dildos? Do you like dildos too?

        OK - get back to me ASAP!!!


        SCAMMER =-=-=-=--=-=-
        HELLO ,
        THE CASHIERS CHECK /MONEY ORDER THAT WILL BE SENT TO U WILL CONSIST UR ITEM MONEY
        ,THE SHIPPING FEES AND MY OWN COMMISSION AS THE AGENT,SO MY CLIENT PROMISED TO
        ISSUE OUT A CHECK TO U WHICH WILL BE ENOUGH TO HANDLE ALL THE TRANSACTIONS.MY
        CLIENT SEEMS TO BE VERY INTERESTED IN PURCHASING UR ITEM AND HE DOESNT WAN T ANY
        OTHER PERSON TO BUY IT. HOPE ALL IS WELL AND UNDERSTOOD?,I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND
        ALL YOU NEED WHEN YOU
        GET THE CHECK..

        1,Deduct the sales price of your item out of the money

        2,Go to western union with the remaining money and wire it to the
        name and address of the shipping company that enclosed with the check...all
        western union

        charges should be deducted out of the money to be wire.....
        3,As soon as you get to the western union just take the form that you
        want to wire money and you have to provide your valid identity card
        and the name of the person that you want to wire the money to,after
        you might have wire the money finish, western union will give you
        receipt of the transfer if you have a scanner you scan the receipt of the western
        union and send it to me and all the wiring information use?

        4, can we trust u with the money?

        5,will u be able to wire transfer the excess the same day u receive the check?

        6,will u be available when the shipping company will be coming for the pickup?

        7, is the item is brand new?

        8,Which name and address i should i send the payment to?

        9, can we take u for ur words?

        Kindly get back to me asap
        Regards



        ME =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
        Oh, I see - well, currently I am using one of the dildos - What
        happens when the shipping guy comes and it still in use? You didn't
        answer my question about the dildos. Do you or your client like the
        dildos? It's very important for me that they dildos find the right
        home as it were. Do you have a picture of where you might put the
        dildos? Would you like to see mine?

        OK, please answer my questions, as I am very protective of my dildos.

        Thanks, then we can do business..



        ................that is it for now, I'll see if I can get him to admit to liking dildos......


        ..
        Ok - I guess they change email address every few days, so he sent me his new address and I'm trying again...



        OK, I will do business with you if you answer me one question:

        Do you like dildos?

        Thanks get back super super fast ASAP real quick ok?

        Hello
        thanks very much...what i want you to do about the dildos is that i want
        you to make the use of the dildos intimely manner so that when the shipping
        company come for the pick up of the pick up dildos there will no be any dely
        on the pick up of the dildos agine okay..so try and understand me and get it
        done okay...

        OK, well I might go out to a local bar tonight and see if I can find a
        nice box to put them in. One that isn't too too smelly, know what I
        mean?

        You didn't answer my question. I only want to sell these dildos to
        someone that likes dildos. Tell me how you feel about dildos and then
        we can do business! Do you like the dildos?

        Thanks!
        I got him to admit to liking dildos - even though he really didn't know what they are/were. I got a nice email from him

        OK, I LOVE DILDOS!!! Blash blah blah....
        Then I lost interest. But good times - good times.
        Originally posted by Matt-B
        hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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          #19
          Haha, and I'm currently in a library.

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            #20
            Originally posted by GotCone? View Post
            that's just ghey... find something productive to do. Not fair to prospective buyers for you to dick them around like this.

            get a life
            i bet youre a fucking riot at parties arent you?
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              #21
              You put these in the CT craigslist? Trying to bait Ovulator hmm?

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                #22
                I hope that when im older im as quick on my feet as blunt

                hilarious thread.

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                  #23
                  Here...fuck with thiss guy, I don't have time, I found it while searching "750il"... the bridge confuses me more than the key words...gas saver? Compared to a peterbilt?


                  This place is like catholic school, 2/3 of the students smoke weed on a daily basis, but the faculty seems to convince the outside world that drugs are just in the other schools, the resident pot dealer thinks he's cool because he has the originality to call anyone he doesn't like a homosexual, and most of the little children follow him like sheep, then there's the few with brains, you hardly ever hear from them, perhaps don't even know they exist, but they get all the sh!t done.

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                    #24
                    hahaha those were pretty good.
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                      #25
                      Excellent online footage from behind the scenes at Blunt Tech Industries. Thanks.

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by george graves View Post
                        Blunt and I have something in common.



                        Ok - I guess they change email address every few days, so he sent me his new address and I'm trying again...










                        I got him to admit to liking dildos - even though he really didn't know what they are/were. I got a nice email from him



                        Then I lost interest. But good times - good times.
                        Haha I remember that one, I rofl'ed
                        -Andy

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                          #27
                          Thanks guys, I was really bored and this was great.

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                          Last edited by Nicademus; 12-21-2008, 05:47 PM.

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by GotCone? View Post
                            that's just ghey... find something productive to do. Not fair to prospective buyers for you to dick them around like this.

                            get a life
                            Blunt is a jackass, you just found this out? He lives for bullshit like this, it's his silver lining.
                            clutchCTRL!
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                              #29
                              Originally posted by kid325e View Post
                              Blunt is a jackass, you just found this out? He lives for bullshit like this, it's his silver lining.
                              i normally would counter this with a barrage of caustic insults but im a little worried youll track me and kick my ass. rumor has it youre a real life badass with a 3 dollar car
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                                #30
                                that was absolutely the funniest post i have EVER read. others may see it as a waste of time, but holy shit you had me laughing like a little girl. Thank you!
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