I hate that PInks guy
howd you lose it?
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I should have lost my virginity to this beautiful Brazilian girl named Flavia but I could find a fucking condom. I went around asking all sorts of random people for condoms at the age of 15 on that ship, but no luck. We still did everything else. I regret not keeping in touch with her.
He just had to take off his shirt in front of the crowd
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Oh I did, it was pathetic. "I'm used to riding a moped/razor scooter/boys/and on and on" What a loserComment
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Were at a party, as we pulled up in the car, she bent at the waist, and was wearing a white mini skirt, the headlights caught her perfectly.
I said to all in the car that I was going to tag that, much to everyone's amusement.
Later in the party, (i've been taking the piss out of her all night), people are leaving, I decide to stay, and my mates throw me a condom, from a moving car (smoooth boys!)
She asks me for some gum, i go to get her some, she grabs me and says, not I want YOUR piece, and kisses me hard (proof that girls love assholes).
Anyways, we're fooling around on a bed somewhere in the house, and the girl whose house it is has a pair of kittens that weren't conduscive to rooting, that and the fact that I lost the condom, so i get blown a few times, and she drops me back at home in the morning.
The next day she asks me if I want to come to a party at her place, I say sure. I get there after dropping my parents at the airport, and she is standing at the door in lingerie. I ask where everyone is, and she simply says that they've had to cancel and its just her and I. Gulp.
I go down on her, we 69, we have sex, she finds out its my first time, she turns into an amazing teacher, and we have sex everyday for the next 2 weeks. it was a real learning experience for sure.
SILBER COMBAT UNIT DELTA (M-Technic Marshal)
RTFM:http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=56950Comment
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Were at a party, as we pulled up in the car, she bent at the waist, and was wearing a white mini skirt, the headlights caught her perfectly.
I said to all in the car that I was going to tag that, much to everyone's amusement.
Later in the party, (i've been taking the piss out of her all night), people are leaving, I decide to stay, and my mates throw me a condom, from a moving car (smoooth boys!)
She asks me for some gum, i go to get her some, she grabs me and says, not I want YOUR piece, and kisses me hard (proof that girls love assholes).
Anyways, we're fooling around on a bed somewhere in the house, and the girl whose house it is has a pair of kittens that weren't conduscive to rooting, that and the fact that I lost the condom, so i get blown a few times, and she drops me back at home in the morning.
The next day she asks me if I want to come to a party at her place, I say sure. I get there after dropping my parents at the airport, and she is standing at the door in lingerie. I ask where everyone is, and she simply says that they've had to cancel and its just her and I. Gulp.
I go down on her, we 69, we have sex, she finds out its my first time, she turns into an amazing teacher, and we have sex everyday for the next 2 weeks. it was a real learning experience for sure.
Dear Penthouse,
LOLOLOLOLThe 9mm is a .45 set on stun.:mrgreen:Comment
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Sorry my first time didn't suck
SILBER COMBAT UNIT DELTA (M-Technic Marshal)
RTFM:http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=56950Comment


OMG OMG!!! That was the best. What a d bag

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