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  • Danny
    Moderator
    • Feb 2008
    • 14216
    #16
    It really did.

    I lasted like 45 minutes.

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      • SamE30e
        R3V Elite
        • Sep 2007
        • 4319
        #17
        Originally posted by Danny
        It really did.

        I lasted like 45 minutes.
        Divide by 10 rule.

        4.5 minutes..

        Don't lie.
        1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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          • lov-e30
            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
            • Dec 2007
            • 16548
            #18
            In a ginormous dog house, I was about 13., yeah I know at least I fought with the vagina to get my woody in for like 2 hours, stinking like a fucking dog when I was done which was 3.5 minutes later.
            @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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              • SamE30e
                R3V Elite
                • Sep 2007
                • 4319
                #19
                Like trying to shove a hot dog in a pin hole.
                1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                  • kronus
                    R3V OG
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 13005
                    #20
                    Originally posted by lov-e30
                    In a ginormous dog house, I was about 13., yeah I know at least I fought with the vagina to get my woody in for like 2 hours, stinking like a fucking dog when I was done which was 3.5 minutes later.
                    D:


                    Was it a person vagina that you were wrestling with? Your story is... ambiguous.
                    cars beep boop

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                      • Danny
                        Moderator
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 14216
                        #21
                        Originally posted by SamE30e
                        Divide by 10 rule.

                        4.5 minutes..

                        Don't lie.
                        I did the jack off an hour beforehand trick as well.

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                          • lov-e30
                            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 16548
                            #22
                            Originally posted by kronus
                            D:


                            Was it a person vagina that you were wrestling with? Your story is... ambiguous.
                            yes it was a girl from around the neighborhood, everyone had a turn with her, so I dove at the oportunity. Believe me I never wanted to have sex again after that episode. I went home with major blue balls.
                            @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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                              • SamE30e
                                R3V Elite
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 4319
                                #23
                                Oh yea, I love that trick. Only problem is, if you do it too close to the time, you got a hard time getting it hard (no pun intended)

                                Best trick is to chug 2 beers before hand, or do 2 shots.
                                1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                                  • SamE30e
                                    R3V Elite
                                    • Sep 2007
                                    • 4319
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by lov-e30
                                    yes it was a girl from around the neighborhood, everyone had a turn with her, so I dove at the oportunity. Believe me I never wanted to have sex again after that episode. I went home with major blue balls.
                                    How do you get blue balls after you nut?
                                    1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                                      • lov-e30
                                        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                        • Dec 2007
                                        • 16548
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by SamE30e
                                        How do you get blue balls after you nut?
                                        13 years old not much to brag about, so I had to go home and choke the chicken!
                                        @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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                                          • Vedubin01
                                            R3V Elite
                                            • Jun 2006
                                            • 5852
                                            #26
                                            Originally posted by SamE30e
                                            Your dick is just too small. And besides, that door was doing you a favor, it kept your mind off of nutting too soon lol
                                            ROFL!
                                            Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs!

                                            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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                                              • Nicademus
                                                R3VLimited
                                                • Aug 2008
                                                • 2912
                                                #27
                                                Mine was on a bed, crazy huh?

                                                Well, posterity, you will never know what it cost us to preserve your freedom. I only hope that you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it.
                                                ~ John Adams ~

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                                                  • Danny
                                                    Moderator
                                                    • Feb 2008
                                                    • 14216
                                                    #28
                                                    Yeah, wtf?

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                                                      • kronus
                                                        R3V OG
                                                        • Apr 2008
                                                        • 13005
                                                        #29
                                                        Deviant.
                                                        cars beep boop

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                                                          • SamE30e
                                                            R3V Elite
                                                            • Sep 2007
                                                            • 4319
                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Nicademus
                                                            Mine was on a bed, crazy huh?

                                                            Blasphomy.

                                                            Mine was in one of these, very spacious actually.



                                                            Wait I lied, I lost it on my couch in my basement, this was the second time.

                                                            Edit: P.S I'm watching pinks, Rich Christianson is a fucking torch.
                                                            1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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