Roomates FTL.

[Nicademus]

^^youre writin my next english essay

kthxbye

Why is that? Me Gammar tis goot?

[Stephen]

Why is that? Me Gammar tis goot?

that post was like 5k wordzz

[der affe]

make sure she is off of the lease before she moves or she will get FUCKED in the end (chose those words on purpose!).
she needs to sever all financial ties to the place since she no longer has no control or say in the matter. friends are friends, but, money is money!

why wont she come over to your place to get tube steak or move in???
(i recommend against moving her in though) it is nice to have them just visit!

[Nicademus]

Wow, I had the exact same thing happen to me in college. But my flatmate(shared a two bedroom beach apartment) moved his horse-faced girlfriend in. And when I say horse-faced, I really mean it. I almost offered her an apple when I first saw her.

I kid you not. Horse-faced. She makes that chick on "million dollar listings" look fuckable.

One day, with out asking, she was just there. 24/7. A horse face in my apartment. Eating my oatmeal. Drinking my milk.

I would cook a fancy dinner for a new girl, they would come down stairs, "OH smells good!" - and at that point if you want to get any trim that night you have to say "well, join us!"

In two years of living with them, him and her only clean the bathroom once. Once.

This is what happens when people move from their parents house to a dorm with a maid, to living in a apartment.

Hang in there Luke - I feel for you man. On the plus side work is good?

Keep your chin up. Work a few years in WA, and I bet you'll have a new shop of your own. Or do what I do, only date rich girls.

That's sucks she ate all your oats; stupid dirty horse head. At least you could have made money by making people pay to watch your flatmate have sex with a horse. Kinda like the donkey shows in Tijuana. My roommate in college had his GF move in, but at least she was cool and hot, plus we had an extra bedroom with no one living in it. Our third roommate and my good friend had become and alcoholic and Oxycontin addict so he left to rehab and his dad paid his portion of the rent for over a year!!! Anyways I blew up on my roommate eventually and everything was cool after that because he is a cool guy and things had just gotten out of hand. I mean I was running a business out of the home and he was ok with that, even though he later told me it made him a bit nervous sometimes.

that post was like 5k wordzz

If you need any papers let me know and I'll tell you if I have one for that subject. English is actually my strong point and plagiarism is cool with me. You won't get in trouble for using my papers because they aren't on the net.

I'm selling my Hartge wheels Stephen, buy them.

[Stephen]

If you need any papers let me know and I'll tell you if I have one for that subject. English is actually my strong point and plagiarism is cool with me. You won't get in trouble for using my papers because they aren't on the net.

I'm selling my Hartge wheels Stephen, buy them.

I will if i can afford them :)

[Nicademus]

make sure she is off of the lease before she moves or she will get FUCKED in the end (chose those words on purpose!).
she needs to sever all financial ties to the place since she no longer has no control or say in the matter. friends are friends, but, money is money!

why wont she come over to your place to get tube steak or move in???
(i recommend against moving her in though) it is nice to have them just visit!

Yeah we talked to the office and we will be signing all the appropriate papers that relieve her of all responsibility; financial and otherwise.

She can cum over to "my" place, but ummm.....ahhh.....errrr.....yeah...I live in my parents basement. I'm 26 and I live with my parents. I know she'd love to live with me but I'm extrememly picky about who I live with. Don't get me wrong I have lived on my own (5 different homes total). My basement is a cool place I guess. I have a full bathroom, 2 bedrooms, living room area, washer & dryer, my own entrance and exit (its a daylight basment), refridgerater and has the plumbing pre-run so that a small kitchen/bar area can be put in. Sometimes I hate living here but I know how good I have it. Oh yeah, I don't have a 'real' job either. Now that I sound like a total loser... I have reasons why I ended up back at home if anyone cares to know. I also have a pinball machine, big screen TV and surround sound down here.....along with a ton of car parts all over (please buy some of my stuff :)).

[george graves]

That's sucks she ate all your oats;

I know, I am sads about it. - Every time I see a horse now, I think "WHERE ARE MY FUCKING OATMEAL YOU FUCKING BITCH!"

[der affe]

ahhh shit happens!
i had to move back in with my parents after my G/F and i broke up.
i was living with HER at HER house which i put a bunch of MY money into to fix up.

i got screwed. live and learn. i had to move back into my parents house when i was 28 for about 8 months while my friend looked for a house and i put money back into my bank account.....BTW she still LOATHS me. i see her around (we she a bunch of friends) she wont even speak or look at me. pure awesomeness!

[Nicademus]

You should have got her a feedbag.

[mrsleeve]

She can cum over to "my" place, but ummm.....ahhh.....errrr.....yeah...I live in my parents basement. I'm 26 and I live with my parents. I know she'd love to live with me but I'm extrememly picky about who I live with. Don't get me wrong I have lived on my own (5 different homes total). My basement is a cool place I guess. I have a full bathroom, 2 bedrooms, living room area, washer & dryer, my own entrance and exit (its a daylight basment), refridgerater and has the plumbing pre-run so that a small kitchen/bar area can be put in. Sometimes I hate living here but I know how good I have it. Oh yeah, I don't have a 'real' job either. Now that I sound like a total loser... I have reasons why I ended up back at home if anyone cares to know. I also have a pinball machine, big screen TV and surround sound down here.....along with a ton of car parts all over (please buy some of my stuff ).

nothing wrong with living in ur ma and dads basement. We have been living in her ma and dads basement for almost a year while we save money to buy a home outright in cash. I do all the yard work (been moving snow for 3-5 hours a day for the last 8 days off roofs, decks, 3/4 mile of driveway etc... ) and up keep with anything that needs to be done as far as home or car repair or up grades, along with cook most nights (when I am home an not working outta state) She keeps the place clean an dose most laundry/ We buy the TV the inlaws buy the interwebz, we buy every other heat bill an we all just buy food as necessary. Our rent comes from the work we do as the inlaws dont really have the time to do it, and hell its a good deal for us.

We all get along great and have very few issues.

Luke buddy hang in there if you can stand it, or move on to a better place if you can find one. I have never really had room mates till just this current deal, and its been great, so I dont really have an better advice for you other than to talk it out with your rommies an see if they realize that they are being shit heads

[kid325e]

I live with two of my childhood friends and have come to realize they are complete slobs/low lifes.

I'm moving out in feb. :)

[Nicademus]

Sorry about stealing your thread Luke :)

Funny thing is that my parents don't want me to move out. I was about to move out a few months back. I was all excited about it and told my parents. My dad got mad at me and was like "Why would you want to move out? Live here for free, is it soo bad here?" I thought he would have been happy but I guess not. I know why they don't want me to leave though.

[StereoInstaller1]

you will understand after you have kids.

George, did the horsefaced chick have a nice body at least? I used to bang this horsefaced bitch...but it was all good. An ass to die for (and oh yeah, she liked it in her pooper) plus she bought me shit all the time. If she weren't so fugly, she would still be around.

You can't do doggystyle ALL the time.

or CAN you?

[dashboardmonkey]

you will understand after you have kids.

George, did the horsefaced chick have a nice body at least? I used to bang this horsefaced bitch...but it was all good. An ass to die for (and oh yeah, she liked it in her pooper) plus she bought me shit all the time. If she weren't so fugly, she would still be around.

You can't do doggystyle ALL the time.

or CAN you?

You can if you BOTH wanna look out the window.

[z31maniac]

Or do what I do, only date rich girls.

Correct! My girlfriend doubles as my sugga momma.

Luke, sorry about the roommate troubles, hang in there and this too will pass soon enough.