GUN GUYS! So it begins

[tofubento]

LOL best post EVER

[E30 Cabrio]

I'm not worried about overthrowing the Government, I'm worried about the Government incrementally taking away my right to self-defense and creating a dependence on Government for protection.

It's already happening in California.

BTW, the Government is not legally required to protect you from crime, assault, etc...

[Vedubin01]

I'm not worried about overthrowing the Government, I'm worried about the Government incrementally taking away my right to self-defense and creating a dependence on Government for protection.

It's already happening in California.

BTW, the Government is not legally required to protect you from crime, assault, etc...

agreed.

ragged325, for the record.... I work alone! You would be dead weight to me!

[2002maniac]

LOL that ban would include half of my 8 firearms! And I dont even own an "assault weapon" (by my definition).

12ga pump action shotgun used for shooting skeet, hunting birds and rabbits
.223 bolt action hunting rifle
9mm handgun with 11rd capacity
.22 handgun with a threaded barrel

What a joke! I'd like to say this will never pass, but I seriously wouldnt be surprised if it did. :(

[Farbin Kaiber]

R3V Militia sign-up sheet:





10. Farbin Kaiber

I'm stuck in Cali, so, you already know I don't have any firepower. I can bring my red ryder, and try to pick up some goodies on the way to the compound. I'm willing to trade e30 parts for an outfitted, oversized ar.


And, GO WOLVERINES!!!

[mrsleeve]

ragged buddy you got is all wrong its mr.sleeve

but on a side note I have 2k rounds of .308 that need to be used.

[der affe]

Gentlemen, it is time. The founding fathers of our proud country fought to make AMERICA what it is, if we don't stand up today and take action we are just cowards who don't deserve to live in this once great nation. I'm calling on the R3V Militia to go into action.

Our constitution was drafted to allow us to gather arms to overthrow the government if necessary and the time is now.

Our first mission will be to gather our guns and head to our Waco-style compound. Does anyone have access to their parent's basement near the Washington D.C. area? We will need to organize all of the like-minded patriots for our resistance.

Our second goal will be take over the Nation's capitol, but I don't want to give too much away on a public forum.

R3V Militia sign-up sheet:

1. Vedubin01
2. Monkeyshit
3. e30_Cabrio
4. Ral
5. JoshH
6. Heeter
7. tofusomething
8. mrs. leeve
9. atomic
10. ________________________

*please add more lines as you add your name, I got kind of lazy (sorry). Don't worry, future messages will be more secure and better organized. Maybe I should have started my own thread for this call to arms, but it's too late for that now. We're going to start a fund for gas, chips and ammo, but don't think we're turning into socialists okay.

edit: P.S.: This letter-writing shit is for waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswafflesy-pansies. Do you think George Washington would have written a letter to ask for his freedom?

wait..????? how did i become monkey shit?

[ragged325]

ragged buddy you got is all wrong its mr.sleeve

Thank you for clearing this up. I was about to assign you to be in charge of sewing our flags.

wait..????? how did i become monkey shit?

Please see the revised list.

In the near future I will be assigning one of you fuckers to take care of enlistment as this cumbersome task has taken me away from my important strategic planning work (and pool cleaning). I had intended for this sign-up process to take care of itself.

R3V Militia sign-up sheet (rev. 01/07/09, 19:54 PST):

1. Gisum
2. Monkey$hit
3. e30_Cabrio
4. Ral
5. JoshH
6. Heeter
7. tofusomething
8. mr. sleeve
9. atomic
10. Farbin Kaiber
11. Der Affe
12. ____________________

I want all of you to know that although many of us will not survive the revolution (some will likely be shot in the back), future generations will remember us all as protectors of the Constitution.

[der affe]

oh ok, monkey$hit= money shift

der affe = the monkey/the idiot

i was confused

[tofubento]

COMEDY!!!

ATF IS OUT OF PAPER

[ragged325]

Okay, so recruitment is going more slowly than I had anticipated. I thought I might sweeten the pot by letting you all know what we're going to do when we're in power.

Reading on this forum, I know that you are all tired of the rich people being taxed more than their fair share and this pisses me off too. After the revolution, everyone 18 years old and over will be taxed the same amount regardless of income. The injustice that has been done to the wealthy in this country will be over (there may be reparations later). Now, more of the people from r3v will feel good about paying just as much as the rich people and the shame of being carried by the rich will be gone!!@!!@!!!!!

Now, when people get their first big tax bill, they'll need to have a job to pay for it. Everyone will have a stronger incentive to be employed@!!!!##@@!!!! If you can't pay your tax bill, you will be drafted into the military. The best news is that with our more lenient (I didn't say liberal) gun control laws, you can now take your military guns and ammo home with you on the weekends. This means that there will be no more crime because no one will want to fuck with anyone who might have a m-16!!!!@@!!!!!!

[killa325i]

If you ban firearms, then only the criminals will have them..

[Money$hit]

I cant wait for the next gun show in columbus.

[Vedubin01]

fastest gunner in the world.... amazing!

[brandon11130]

sign me up! flat tax FTW!