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  • e30s52
    R3V Elite
    • Oct 2007
    • 5235
    #16
    lol that is really sad.

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    One stop shopping for NEW, USED and EURO PARTS!

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      • h0lmes
        #17
        Hey, it won't talk back or get pregnant. Now if it would make me a sandwich, I would buy one.

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          • CorvallisBMW
            Long Schlong Longhammer
            • Feb 2005
            • 13039
            #18
            Originally posted by h0lmes
            Hey, it won't talk back or get pregnant. Now if it would make me a sandwich, I would buy one.


            But srsly, I can't imagine how much of a poor, lonely bastard you'd have to be to actually buy one.

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              • Jon325i
                R3V OG
                • Oct 2003
                • 6934
                #19
                "Developed and tested by a former NASA engineer." Hmmm....wonder why they lost their job?

                And another observation: I wonder how many retakes that announcer babe had to do as she tried to contain her laughter.


                Jon
                Rides...
                1991 325i - sold :(
                2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

                RIP #17 Jules Bianchi

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                  • 325_e30
                    R3VLimited
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 2492
                    #20
                    wow this shit will be expensive. 150$ up front and you gotta BUY the on demand movies that work with it. ill go broke like in 2 days.
                    Looking for a 3.46 or lower LSD. Lets make a deal.
                     LSx e36TI coming soon
                    Originally posted by s0urce
                    Man, she'd be so easy to rape

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                      • eric (^__^)
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 1409
                        #21
                        basically the only activity that makes sense after blowing your load into one of these things is to curl up on the floor and cry yourself to sleep.
                        Not that I care, of course.

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                          • JGood
                            R3V OG
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 7959
                            #22
                            no no no. My dick goes nowhere near metal gears, servos, belt driven apparatuses, and positive voltage. I'd rather pay a prostitute and get STD's.
                            85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
                            e30 restoration and V8 swap
                            24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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                              • drivnvordaedge
                                Grease Monkey
                                • Apr 2008
                                • 369
                                #23
                                i see this thread pop up in the off topic section ... i jump on it and click

                                all i see is complete FAIL!!!!

                                u let me down :(

                                ------


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                                  • Jparkr
                                    HR Admin
                                    • Jan 2006
                                    • 3494
                                    #24
                                    they have a 30 day money back...

                                    But why don't they offer a 30 day Try before you buy period.

                                    1987 PRO-3 car /1990 325is (2.7i Concours)

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                                      • Jand3rson
                                        Banned
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 37587
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by JGood
                                        no no no. My dick goes nowhere near metal gears, servos, belt driven apparatuses, and positive voltage.
                                        That was the first thing I thought of, too.

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                                          • h0lmes
                                            #26
                                            Why not make a night of going on a virtual date with Ariane

                                            http://virtualunderworld.net/arianeb/dategame.htm#


                                            then coming back home and using this toy, er, um, I mean vagina.

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                                              • e30frosh
                                                R3VLimited
                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 2170
                                                #27
                                                When I was two, I decided to jab a fork into an outlet in the wall. Me thinks no dong goes near where the prong goes.

                                                Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                                                Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                                                Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                                                Wrap all my things in aluminum
                                                Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                                                Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                                                Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                                                Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                                                  • imsotyerred
                                                    R3VLimited
                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                    • 2529
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by eric (^__^)
                                                    am I the only one that is petrified by the thought of sticking my penis in something that contains cogs, servos, belts and whatever else is in that thing?
                                                    don't forget the heating element
                                                    BRUTE

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                                                      • Tree18is
                                                        R3VLimited
                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                        • 2703
                                                        #29
                                                        warranty? good for a deployment for shure.

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                                                          • TDE30
                                                            R3V OG
                                                            • Feb 2008
                                                            • 7042
                                                            #30
                                                            Container of Vaseline > Cock-grinding tool.
                                                            - Trey

                                                            E90 325i/6 (ZSP, ZPP, ZCW)
                                                            E36 325i sedan
                                                            E30 325i sedan
                                                            Volvo 945T

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