Banned from Costco: I am

[smonkbmw]

what was the lady going to do to "protect her employees and customers?" i guarantee thats not in any hand book that costco isses. what would happen if you were a lil off kilter and decided to go get a gun and come back in the store? whats she going to do? bad move on her part, oh well, so go to another costco i guess.

[Holland]

Lol awesome story, the whole membership thing is BS anyway.

[TDE30]

maybe they thought you were 18 due to the cursing, and numerous gestures to employees.

Ding Ding Ding, that's my vote.

[Bimmerista]

Costco microfiber towels FTW!!!

[yberther]

lolololololol

[Hick]

maybe they thought you were 18 due to the cursing, and numerous gestures to employees.

[e30sd]

costco rules. i love kirkland vodka. 27 bucks for a handle and it's better than the prems.

[Kruzen]

I don't think I could function without a Costco hot dog every now and then.

True that.

Although now I live like 5 minutes from IKEA and they have 99 cent breakfast there, its like eggs, potatoes, and other swedish crap.

AWESOME.

[nando]

you're 26? I could have guessed 16.

[xxx-Lost-Soul-xxx]

Its amazing. How people who work,at these places get God sindrom. Because they are a "Manager" i bet that bitch makes maybe $9.00 an hour.

costco sucks cock anyway.
Nice job

[Jand3rson]

I don't think I could function without a Costco hot dog every now and then.

[Kruzen]

costco fucking sucks but damn do I love my cheap food and amex rewards

[nkell09]

quality... I've always wanted a reason to flip those kind of people off.

[Jand3rson]

Cool story, Hansel.

[Nicademus]

Such utter shit. My mother is sick so she gives me her Costco card to go buy her some vitamin supplement stuff from there. Its just one thing and costs around $27. Anyways I drive down there and go to the self check out line, scan her card, the product and then slide my card to try and pay but everytime I enter my PIN in says it won't work. Finally I ask for help and the guys is really nice and tries to help. It keeps coming up that is won't work so he says maybe I have no money. Well I definitely have money, I mean Obama is president now so I shouldn't have to worry about money anyways. He tells me there's a cash machine so I walk down and give it a try; BINGO it works immediatly and I get some cash. I then walk back and wait in some long line. I get to the front hand them the card and the item and I'm all happy that I can finally check out. I see the guy who helped me and say "finally" and smile. He says "nice glad it worked". So then the white trash looking women goes is your not Sheri. No shit retard. I explain and then she asks if Sheri is in the store.......ummm "I just told you my story about how my mother is sick at home? No she's not with me". She then goes "MANAGER!" and some even more white trashy methy looking chick comes over and they tell me they won't sell me the item and that they're taking my mother's card. I ask why and they say because theres "no account sharing" cool dyke I don't care. I ask if I can just give her my ID and have the card back so my mother doesn't have to go down there. They say no and that she needs to come get it and that I'm breaking the law? I tell them to Fuck off and some other choice words. I get on the phone with mommy and tell her whats happening and then I notice the lady has followed me out of the store so I flip her off a couple times while talking on the phone, jump in my car and leave.

I drive back to my parents house and guess what? Costco called to report me and thought I was 18????? I do look young I guess but 18? I'm 26. Then they threaten my mother and a bunch of bullshit and told her I was banned from the store and not to ever come back. SHe also told my mother that she had to follow me out and watch me because she was in fear and needed to protect the employees and other customers in case I attacked or something? Seriously? I didn't even make a real scene like I wanted to.

Blah anyways now that I cause problems for everyone I'm going to go return some movies. (It was the Woodinville Costco by the way. Not the original one in Kirkland).