Nice one Christophe! Just lol'd pretty good.
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hahahahahha. that was awesome.
and bad times for the ass leakage. shits gross man.1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
1994 540i - Granitsilber
Originally posted by scabzzzzI've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.
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Another little gem for the members of r3v.
Right before I came down to LA, I was hanging out with a couple friends. We were driving around doing last minute things I needed to get done before I left for the summer. We were in the car and my friend, who is usually really outgoing and boisterous, is just kinda sitting there quiet. Naturally I ask him what's wrong and he just goes "I need to shit...badly"
This obviously provides teh lulz and all of us start laughing and trying to poke his stomach (he's fat btw) all while he's squirming trying to get away saying "fuck you" multiple. We finally stop when I realize if he shits, it's all in my car and that's not something I want to happen.
I get to Costco and we all get out of my car and my friend waddles as fast as he can over to the bathroom. We wait for a little bit until he comes out giggling like a little bitch. We're all really close friends so seeing him do this, we started laughing too and asked what happened. He just laughs and says "go inside".
We walk slowly inside and kinda push the door open and busted out laughing. The entire side of the toilet stall, the toilet, and the floor is covered in watery shit. Not to mention the insane amount of toilet paper sitting in the water. Apparently he rushed into the bathroom and just barely got his pants off when his butthole did its best rendition of Old Faithful. He sprayed poo all over the place as he was turning to get his butt on the toilet seat.
I feel sorry for whoever has to clean that up.
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Originally posted by JamesE30And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.
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hahahahah this thread delivers! makes you think twice about having a shitty day.1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
1994 540i - Granitsilber
Originally posted by scabzzzzI've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.
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Originally posted by Atreus View Posthahahahah this thread delivers! makes you think twice about having a shitty day.
All of these were "shitty" days
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Originally posted by JamesE30And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.
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shasta? no wai. my cousin has a cabin up there! i just hate how we have to go to weed to get all our supplies. i wish i had an e30 in cali.....My feedback:
http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=186328
http://e30tech.com/forum/showthread.php?t=74911
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Originally posted by pawi30 View Posti always wondered how one could miss the toliet so badly... and now i know :)
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Originally posted by Alkasquawlik View PostAnother little gem for the members of r3v.
Right before I came down to LA, I was hanging out with a couple friends. We were driving around doing last minute things I needed to get done before I left for the summer. We were in the car and my friend, who is usually really outgoing and boisterous, is just kinda sitting there quiet. Naturally I ask him what's wrong and he just goes "I need to shit...badly"
This obviously provides teh lulz and all of us start laughing and trying to poke his stomach (he's fat btw) all while he's squirming trying to get away saying "fuck you" multiple. We finally stop when I realize if he shits, it's all in my car and that's not something I want to happen.
I get to Costco and we all get out of my car and my friend waddles as fast as he can over to the bathroom. We wait for a little bit until he comes out giggling like a little bitch. We're all really close friends so seeing him do this, we started laughing too and asked what happened. He just laughs and says "go inside".
We walk slowly inside and kinda push the door open and busted out laughing. The entire side of the toilet stall, the toilet, and the floor is covered in watery shit. Not to mention the insane amount of toilet paper sitting in the water. Apparently he rushed into the bathroom and just barely got his pants off when his butthole did its best rendition of Old Faithful. He sprayed poo all over the place as he was turning to get his butt on the toilet seat.
I feel sorry for whoever has to clean that up.
holy hell, i love discustingly gross shitting stories, there so damn funny!sigpic
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