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    MEPS tomorrow

    How many people have been through it? How was it? I'm going to the one in San Diego btw.
    Advanded Delphin Division
    My e30s: 1987 325i/1994 318iT

    #2
    Lie your face off on the physical. They are trigger happy to disqualify people. I got 2 permanent disqualifiers for a peanut allergy and the fact that I wear orthotics in my shoes when I run.

    I had to petition the National Guard bureau in D.C. just to get in.

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      #3
      Guys that work at meps are assholes too, they act like they are basic training instructors.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Money$hit View Post
        Guys that work at meps are assholes too, they act like they are basic training instructors.
        Yeah that crap pissed me off. Just don't pay any attention to clowns working there.

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          #5
          Good luck.
          Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

          "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

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            #6
            I had a rather pleasant experience going through MEPS way back when. The gayest part about it was when they send you into this room with some old white dude sitting in a chair. He will make you bend over and poke his finger in ur stinkhole. Okay, I don't really remember if he did all that, but I do remember my pants dropping. I think they did the cup the balls and cough thing. I'm not sure, it was so long ago, the repressed memories were put away in that box for a reason.
            Claus Luthe is my hero.

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              #7
              Oh, and the girls that go there are horny as fuck... some freaky shit will go on at night at the hotel.
              Claus Luthe is my hero.

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                #8
                I went to the one in San Diego. They're dicks. They also must deal with some of the dumbest people coming through there apparently. One guy was amazed by how quickly I did the friggin colorblindness test.

                Bend over and crack a smile...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by delfin View Post
                  How many people have been through it? How was it? I'm going to the one in San Diego btw.
                  Joining the armed forces? WTF is meps...
                  Hemingway said it best. “There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.”

                  Help a brother out, buy your detailing products here...

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                    #10
                    Get outta my MEPS!
                    BRUTE

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by devonjordan View Post
                      Joining the armed forces? WTF is meps...
                      Military Entrance Processing Station. It's where they poke and prod you to make sure you're not too defective for the military...

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                        #12
                        Wow, Brandon, the military, I never would have guessed...
                        Hemingway said it best. “There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.”

                        Help a brother out, buy your detailing products here...

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                          #13
                          I'm going to the Air Force to be a Combat Controller
                          Advanded Delphin Division
                          My e30s: 1987 325i/1994 318iT

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by delfin View Post
                            I'm going to the Air Force to be a Combat Controller

                            Nice, you'll be away from the direct action.
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                            "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

                            ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by joshh View Post
                              Nice, you'll be away from the direct action.

                              Thats a lie.

                              Combat Control is one part of Special Forces for the Air Force. They are the guys that drop into a combat zone, secure a perimeter, and construct a makeshift airstrip. I believe they are also FAA qualified air traffic controllers.

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