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  • delfin
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Nov 2007
    • 1064
    #1

    MEPS tomorrow

    How many people have been through it? How was it? I'm going to the one in San Diego btw.
    Advanded Delphin Division
    My e30s: 1987 325i/1994 318iT
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    • Money$hit
      Banned
      • Mar 2008
      • 1604
      #2
      Lie your face off on the physical. They are trigger happy to disqualify people. I got 2 permanent disqualifiers for a peanut allergy and the fact that I wear orthotics in my shoes when I run.

      I had to petition the National Guard bureau in D.C. just to get in.

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        • Money$hit
          Banned
          • Mar 2008
          • 1604
          #3
          Guys that work at meps are assholes too, they act like they are basic training instructors.

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            • tecks2k
              Wrencher
              • Feb 2005
              • 221
              #4
              Originally posted by Money$hit
              Guys that work at meps are assholes too, they act like they are basic training instructors.
              Yeah that crap pissed me off. Just don't pay any attention to clowns working there.

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                • joshh
                  R3V OG
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 6195
                  #5
                  Good luck.
                  Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                  "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

                  ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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                    • silversleeper
                      R3VLimited
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 2032
                      #6
                      I had a rather pleasant experience going through MEPS way back when. The gayest part about it was when they send you into this room with some old white dude sitting in a chair. He will make you bend over and poke his finger in ur stinkhole. Okay, I don't really remember if he did all that, but I do remember my pants dropping. I think they did the cup the balls and cough thing. I'm not sure, it was so long ago, the repressed memories were put away in that box for a reason.
                      Claus Luthe is my hero.

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                        • silversleeper
                          R3VLimited
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 2032
                          #7
                          Oh, and the girls that go there are horny as fuck... some freaky shit will go on at night at the hotel.
                          Claus Luthe is my hero.

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                            • Tangent
                              E30 Addict
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 476
                              #8
                              I went to the one in San Diego. They're dicks. They also must deal with some of the dumbest people coming through there apparently. One guy was amazed by how quickly I did the friggin colorblindness test.

                              Bend over and crack a smile...

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                                • devonjordan
                                  R3VLimited
                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 2386
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by delfin
                                  How many people have been through it? How was it? I'm going to the one in San Diego btw.
                                  Joining the armed forces? WTF is meps...
                                  Hemingway said it best. “There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.”

                                  Help a brother out, buy your detailing products here...

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                                    • imsotyerred
                                      R3VLimited
                                      • Oct 2005
                                      • 2529
                                      #10
                                      Get outta my MEPS!
                                      BRUTE

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                                        • Tangent
                                          E30 Addict
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 476
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by devonjordan
                                          Joining the armed forces? WTF is meps...
                                          Military Entrance Processing Station. It's where they poke and prod you to make sure you're not too defective for the military...

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                                            • devonjordan
                                              R3VLimited
                                              • Jul 2006
                                              • 2386
                                              #12
                                              Wow, Brandon, the military, I never would have guessed...
                                              Hemingway said it best. “There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.”

                                              Help a brother out, buy your detailing products here...

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                                                • delfin
                                                  E30 Enthusiast
                                                  • Nov 2007
                                                  • 1064
                                                  #13
                                                  I'm going to the Air Force to be a Combat Controller
                                                  Advanded Delphin Division
                                                  My e30s: 1987 325i/1994 318iT

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                                                    • joshh
                                                      R3V OG
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 6195
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by delfin
                                                      I'm going to the Air Force to be a Combat Controller

                                                      Nice, you'll be away from the direct action.
                                                      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                                                      "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

                                                      ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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                                                        • Money$hit
                                                          Banned
                                                          • Mar 2008
                                                          • 1604
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by joshh
                                                          Nice, you'll be away from the direct action.

                                                          Thats a lie.

                                                          Combat Control is one part of Special Forces for the Air Force. They are the guys that drop into a combat zone, secure a perimeter, and construct a makeshift airstrip. I believe they are also FAA qualified air traffic controllers.

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