Michael kaido screwed me

[gazellebeigem3]

did he use protection?

[mkaido]

I did not rip you off. That's how we received the car.

Thanks.

[michaelkaido]

i did not rip you off. That's how we received the car.

Thanks.

This man is an impostor. I am the one you want.

[Money$hit]

its like a foot long shaft right??

thats what she said.

but really, are you kidding?

[mkaido]

This man is an impostor. I am the one you want.

Dad?

[Money$hit]

epoch!

[parkerbink]

Hehe this isnt my first car Ive had one e30 before this one and I have done plenty of work on them. Ima take pictures and post them up here. Thanks for your input will keep it in mind.

You are aware ima is not a word?

That's why it has that pretty red line under it.

Just my

[michaelkaido]

Dad?

Im trying to protect you. Can you not see that this man means business?? We are facing possible litigation. Assemble the company lawyers at once.

[mkaido]

OK. Did you hear from Mom? The 04 Dodge Neon SXT (the red one) has some title issues. We're gonna have to talk to Grant about cleaning it up.

[LEANE30]

^ ...right. i'm makin like tree and leafing

[michaelkaido]

No, she is supposed to be finalizing our latest 'deal'. Ill meet Grant at the juice bar this afternoon and talk details.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Im trying to protect you. Can you not see that this man means business?? We are facing possible litigation. Assemble the company lawyers at once.

OK. Did you hear from Mom? The 04 Dodge Neon SXT (the red one) has some title issues. We're gonna have to talk to Grant about cleaning it up.

My Neon?

[mkaido]

My Neon?

No, but I'd be interested in your gauge cluster, if it reads close to 74,000.

Thanks.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Well, then how would I be able to know how fast I am driving you idiot?

[Massive Lee]

Ah, ah, ah. Pretty funny. But pretty sad too.

One buyer thinks he's having a good deal on a car (and that he might even be screwing the seller) but finally gets rimmed up the ass with by a dick dipped in vaseline and sand...

So basically here's a lesson to be learned. Always have the car inspected by someone with some technical knowledge, or don't come crying because your asshole hurts...

Is that the seller who rimmed you? Did you hear his jewels clinging when he was going back and forth?