Most Awkward Mom situations

[xLibelle]

lol

cant say i have a good one... but my parents did walk in on my girl and i after we were finished... timing was interesting... but the smell of sex was still in the air and it was obvious.

[Emperator]

[325_e30]

hahahahaha

[IRON-E]

I like where this thread is going,

BLUNT please carry on......




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[SamE30e]

Turf was wrong. Let's keep this shit going.

[BrewCity11]

Was living at my buddy's house for a year during HS. Cam home at 3:00am one day with a chick. His (single)mom woke up and came down in her nighty to see what was up. We walked up to my bedroom behind her, as she was going back to hers, and i caught a glimpse of her lincoln tunnel.

I said, "vicki, you might wanna cover up there." She just says "why?"

She was MILF, but i never pulled the trigger on that. Dammit.

[Lars_from_Mars]

This just happend like a week ago

I just got out of the military and I am staying at my moms house on the beach. I was sitting on the couch watching tv with my mom and I guess I dozed off because I was dreaming I was having sick secks with a hot babe and suddenly I rememberd where I was. So I woke up just in time to see I had a death grip on my baby batter squirting pud and my mom trying to cover me up with with a throw pillow.

top that.

[Dozyproductions]

I cant top that^^^

but,

Was at my girlfriends condo on the second floor, on the floor having sex. Her mom just got home and must of felt us shaking the whole place because she walked in to yell at us about an earthquake happening. I literally didn't feel safe walking fast on the second floor of this place.

[ten2doyle102]

This just happend like a week ago

I just got out of the military and I am staying at my moms house on the beach. I was sitting on the couch watching tv with my mom and I guess I dozed off because I was dreaming I was having sick secks with a hot babe and suddenly I rememberd where I was. So I woke up just in time to see I had a death grip on my baby batter squirting pud and my mom trying to cover me up with with a throw pillow.

top that.

Jesus!

Only been caught once. My step mom walked in on us....she got the whole show from that.....

[blunttech]

what did i miss here?

[hugh jass]

what did i miss here?

i think its some old video game reference that isn't funny

[BillBrasky]

Jesus!

Only been caught once. My step mom walked in on us....she got the whole show from that.....

Lock it before you rock it.

[blunttech]

i think its some old video game reference that isn't funny

get the fuck off r3v and search craigslist for that new 02 shell bitch

[Axxe]

Cleveland steamer.

Alabama hot pocket.

Explain that.

[hugh jass]

get the fuck off r3v and search craigslist for that new 02 shell bitch

give me a price point you worthless old codger