Most Awkward Mom situations

[Turf1600]

please explain. she would fill up your bag of weed? you mean she had her own weed and would donate to your bag?

That's how I read it. It was really awkward when I found my parent's massive bag of pot and 3 foot bong.

[thearkitekt]

never been caught by my parents.

However, I was caught by a friends parents (along with the rest of the party i was at) having sex with this girl in the back seat of his E36. whoops, theres some funny pictures somewhere....haha

[xwill112x]

hahahahahaha

I've been caught by mom and dad, who live in different states might I add.
Neither of my parents cared. My mom admitted to me the other day she would fill up my bag of weed in my room randomly in high school to see if I would notice. I didnt.... Awkward conversation.

ahahahah
thats great.

[euroshark]

I explained eggchute in graphic detail... and the dude who sat on the jar that imploded in his ass. I think she is damaged by now, both parents just sort of stared blankly until I was done.

Edit: Dad might have cracked a smile at the eggchute. One of those disappointed smiles...

[Desaevious]

Nothing too intersting, just your "I didn't know my mom had a doctor's appointment" scenario. While having sex with my high school girl friend mom pulls in and runs in the house to grab something, heard noises and put 2+2 together.

The worst was my dad, he parks in the side driveway on the far end of the house and walks in. He enters the house yelling "DICK! Where are you?" He starts towards my room and I get him I'm busy and he says "well get unbu---" and shut my door. I got a "she's young...but you're not gay" later that week.

[blunttech]

Nothing too intersting, just your "I didn't know my mom had a doctor's appointment" scenario. While having sex with my high school girl friend mom pulls in and runs in the house to grab something, heard noises and put 2+2 together.

The worst was my dad, he parks in the side driveway on the far end of the house and walks in. He enters the house yelling "DICK! Where are you?" He starts towards my room and I get him I'm busy and he says "well get unbu---" and shut my door. I got a "she's young...but you're not gay" later that week.

so basically your dad thought you were a homo up until this point?

[BillBrasky]

The worst was my dad, he parks in the side driveway on the far end of the house and walks in. He enters the house yelling "DICK! Where are you?" He starts towards my room and I get him I'm busy and he says "well get unbu---" and shut my door. I got a "she's young...but you're not gay" later that week.

what?

[Desaevious]

so basically your dad thought you were a homo up until this point?

haha no not that. I was too involved with studying and getting through high school so I didn't date chicks until senior year when my high school transcript had been built up. My dad is a sarcastic bastard so he bust my chops whenever he can.

[imsotyerred]

my brother has the plate "TITEBOX" on his volvo

my mom asks one day "what the hell is a tittybox?!"

[scabzzzz]

please explain. she would fill up your bag of weed? you mean she had her own weed and would donate to your bag?

Yeah... She thought it was funny apparently to put weed in my bag. I never even noticed it, probably because I was high as a fuckin kite in high school.

Scenerio:
Mom takes weed from her bag (dirt). Puts weed in my bag (chronic). Laughs. Tells coworkers. They laugh at me. I get high. They laugh some more.

[scabzzzz]

Nothing too intersting, just your "I didn't know my mom had a doctor's appointment" scenario. While having sex with my high school girl friend mom pulls in and runs in the house to grab something, heard noises and put 2+2 together.

The worst was my dad, he parks in the side driveway on the far end of the house and walks in. He enters the house yelling "DICK! Where are you?" He starts towards my room and I get him I'm busy and he says "well get unbu---" and shut my door. I got a "she's young...but you're not gay" later that week.

Why is your dad calling you a dick?

If your name is Dick, thats awesome and shitty at the same time!

[SamE30e]

Why is your dad calling you a dick?

If your name is Dick, thats awesome and shitty at the same time!

My friends name is Richard, I call him Dick all the time, it pisses him off. He forgets about it 10 seconds later because he's stoned out of his mind all the time, I mean, he's building a autox probe.

[T3rd Ferguson]

got walked in on by my highschool gf's mom. not having sex. we were blazing a fat spliff in her room. i was petrified until she asked us if she could take a hit. we all sat in a circle on her floor talking about food for the next half hour.

[Mystikal]

Mine isn't my mom, but rather my dad. But it's worth sharing.

It was a Monday afternoon, late Spring. These 2 girls I know who live 2 towns over call me up around 11am, saying they're all dressed up, want to skip outta school, and want me to come get them. I had given my dad the E30 for the morning. So I sadly had to tell them no dice, and went back to doing shit all.

A couple hours later, the doorbell rings. Both of them are standing there, laughing. Turns out they actually took a cab all the way over. Cool. Grab a couple drinks, everyone's a little tipsy by 2pm.

Then the fun starts. I know they're both freaks, I've seen them messing around with other girls in the past, but never with each other. Turns out they're not too shy. Before I know what's up they're making out, riping each other's clothes off, and telling me to get in on this. Word. I hold it down like a champ and within minutes I'm taking turns plowing each one. Gotta say, this is a lot of guy's fantasy, and it's seriously just as fun as you think it is in real life. We're flippin all over the place, they're still grabbing and licking, the whole nine.

So now I'm laying down flat on the couch in the basement, with one of them riding my cock and the other one sitting on my face. It's fucking amazing. Then my dad jogs down the stairs.

Yup, my dad. Didn't even pause when he saw what was going on. The three of us froze in our respective positions, unable to come up with any better of a plan due to how fast he showed up. So I have both hands behind my head holding this chick's ass down onto my face, another girl mounted reverse cowgirl, and my dad just strolled by 1' away from us to head to the tool cabinet. Ummmm.

He acts as if nothing is going on at all, and jogs back up the stairs. Within 30 seconds, I hear him in the backyard working on something. Wtf? Alright so obviously I've gone completely soft from this situation, and since I've had my fun decide it's time to take the ladies home. They agree, and we all get dressed PRONTO.

I peek around the corner as I get to the top of the stairs, and see he's still in the backyard, mowing the lawn now. Perfect. We run to the front, slip on our shoes, I grab the E30 keys, and we run out the door.

Just as we get to the driveway...dad walks around the corner. Son of a.

"Hey Jay, are you still going to meet your brother over at the park later?"
"Um, yeah, sure, just after I drop them home"
"Alright cool!"

He had this hilarious smile on the whole time. Like I'd made him the proudest dad on earth. That, at my 18 years of age, he knew he had raised me right.

He never brought it up again. A day action-packed with glory, embarassment, and utter confusion and iced with fatherly pride. Overall I think it went well, hah!



Cliffs: Two chicks come over, hot as hell threesome goes down, dad walks in on it like nothing is going on, dad is then silently proud of 18 y/o son.

[Massive Lee]

Don't worry. Signs are clear: you made your daddy proud by doing what he always dreamt he could perform...

Lee