Anyone else share in this simple pleasure?

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  • Wh33lhop
    R3V OG
    • Feb 2009
    • 11705

    #1

    Anyone else share in this simple pleasure?

    I live in a college town and rotate a parking space with a roomie so I have to park on the street half the time and spots are hard to come by.

    Every once in awhile while cruising for a spot I'll spot a space on the small side at the same time as someone else and they'll happen to get there first. Usually a jetta full of sorority girls or something. So I'll patiently stop behind them, turn off my car and wait for 2 or 3 minutes while they try and get in the space, they'll get frustrated and a passenger will get out or something and try and guide them, but finally they'll wind up taking off and I'll take the space with a huge shit-eating grin on my face. It's a simple pleasure.
    paint sucks
  • Danny
    Moderator
    • Feb 2008
    • 14217

    #2
    Yes.

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    • nickpdx
      Mod Crazy
      • Oct 2008
      • 679

      #3
      Yes, and...
      Usually a jetta full of sorority girls or something.
      So true!

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      • Ms.e30
        Member
        • Aug 2006
        • 46

        #4
        Yup I'm famous for that

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        • Alkasquawlik
          R3V Elite
          • Feb 2008
          • 4557

          #5
          i hate it when you find a parking spot and you turn around so you can parallel park into it, and some fuck takes it like 10 seconds before you.

          people not knowing how to properly drive their car scares me when my car is sitting on the side of the street. ive seen some shittttttty parking jobs by some people ie half the car on the curb, parked diagonally, etc. my car is gonna get scratched/dinged one of these days...

          SC*AR

          Originally posted by JamesE30
          And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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          • Wh33lhop
            R3V OG
            • Feb 2009
            • 11705

            #6
            Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
            i hate it when you find a parking spot and you turn around so you can parallel park into it, and some fuck takes it like 10 seconds before you.

            people not knowing how to properly drive their car scares me when my car is sitting on the side of the street. ive seen some shittttttty parking jobs by some people ie half the car on the curb, parked diagonally, etc. my car is gonna get scratched/dinged one of these days...
            That's why I like diving boards. :D I'm pretty fearless when I'm parking, I'll park by ear if I have to and the surrounding cars are sufficiently crappy.

            Good reason to tuck the bumpers I guess. ;)
            paint sucks

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            • Ms.e30
              Member
              • Aug 2006
              • 46

              #7
              Have to agree with the big old DB's. Its amazing what bounces off them

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              • Alkasquawlik
                R3V Elite
                • Feb 2008
                • 4557

                #8
                I used to drive an E28 with DBs and I know what you can do to them without suffereing a scratch lol

                SC*AR

                Originally posted by JamesE30
                And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                • DatUtahGuy
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 3146

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                  Usually a jetta full of sorority girls or something.
                  Pics of sorority girls or gtfo :D
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                  • mrsleeve
                    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 16385

                    #10
                    I have a 2 5/16 weight distributing camper hitch that sticks out a ways I like to leave in on my truck. Its my park distance device, I just keep backing up till I see the car behind me wiggle a little then I pull ahead. it also helps keep the tailgates back a bit while in traffic
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                    • nickpdx
                      Mod Crazy
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 679

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                      i hate it when you find a parking spot and you turn around so you can parallel park into it, and some fuck takes it like 10 seconds before you.

                      people not knowing how to properly drive their car scares me when my car is sitting on the side of the street. ive seen some shittttttty parking jobs by some people ie half the car on the curb, parked diagonally, etc. my car is gonna get scratched/dinged one of these days...
                      I posted this pic in the cell phone picture thread, but I just saw this parking job the other night:

                      The accord was sticking out almost into the middle of the street and its rear end was noticeably indented into the E36. Car was turned off, parked, left for the night. :hitler: Some people should not be on the road.

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                      • jtb_29
                        Wrencher
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 273

                        #12
                        ^^^ HAHAHAHHA What a fucking idiot!
                        The grilles really distract you from the fact that someone took a sledgehammer to the front end.

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                        • Alkasquawlik
                          R3V Elite
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 4557

                          #13
                          Originally posted by nickpdx
                          I posted this pic in the cell phone picture thread, but I just saw this parking job the other night:

                          The accord was sticking out almost into the middle of the street and its rear end was noticeably indented into the E36. Car was turned off, parked, left for the night. :hitler: Some people should not be on the road.

                          wow.
                          i have no words for that. they should have their license taken away.
                          i seriously get so pissed off when i see people who park/drive like fucking idiots

                          SC*AR

                          Originally posted by JamesE30
                          And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                          • Wh33lhop
                            R3V OG
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 11705

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Schwarz3
                            Pics of sorority girls or gtfo :D
                            :giggle: I think if I left the car, went up to them and snapped a pic while they were parking I would have felt bad. Plenty of sorority girls cruising around in jettas here though.
                            paint sucks

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                            • Alkasquawlik
                              R3V Elite
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 4557

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                              :giggle: I think if I left the car, went up to them and snapped a pic while they were parking I would have felt bad. Plenty of sorority girls cruising around in jettas here though.

                              i wouldnt doubt it. santa barbara girls are hot

                              SC*AR

                              Originally posted by JamesE30
                              And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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