Fox News mocks Canadian Military

[scabzzzz]

lol


That would be so gnarly if we invaded Canada. I, for one, am looking to expand United States territories.
I'd also like to invade Mexico. Gimee dat!

[Aptyp]

Um... Wow, typical arrogant dicks.

I'll throw in a couple little things, I could go on all day about how stupid these people make themselves look.

1. Mountees? Um Pretty sure we have police officers, and pretty sure they wear the same type of uniform as yours. They also have a certain atire they wear on special occasions, oh my god, just like yours. Ours just happen to be red and have a hat which is exactly the same as your police officers, but your Sheriff and Deputies wear them all the time. Our shirts > Your hats.

2. Guy in the blue tie, should be shot.

3. Doug... His eyes are too small for his face, he did a good thing by not saying much.

4. We support gay marriage, we're known for it. You guys evidently have flaming homosexuals, like Cpt. Big Ears with the lisp, and The Blue Tie Cock Sucker who had to actually point out that Ciesta (sp?) is an actual word in the Spanish language. A language which I'm pretty sure Americans learn in school.

4. What you guys need to realize is that we were never obligated to fight the "War on Terror!" If we feel like pulling out of there, we can. Sure we've have less casualties then you, it still hits home just as bad. Thanks for bashing us for helping you for all these years. We don't need a rediculous army also because we don't piss everyone off, case and point this broadcast.

You pointed out our stereotypes blatantly, yours were shown.

You guys are talking about invading us, seriously think about it. It's like highschool, it all depends on who's like better when it comes to getting backed up.

Now flame me.

I hate Canadian defensive little bitches like you. Most of us understood that what happened in that broadcast was retarded, but little dicks like you decided to paint entire US that color. You're a turd, and you individually deserve to be invaded. Then again, it's consensual and legal in your case.

[scabzzzz]

You are aware that you are the most powerful country in the world because you have a rediculous amount of nuclear weapons. And you guys also probably have the worlds largest debt.

We have debt because we're too busy helping out every other fucking country that cant get their shit together long enough to live peacefully.

Our nation is falling to shit because we're too worried about everyone else.

[gazellebeigem3]

You are aware that you are the most powerful country in the world because you have a rediculous amount of nuclear weapons. And you guys also probably have the worlds largest debt.

shut your piehole. i was down with making fun of fox news, but you turned this into a nationalism thing.

the bottom line is as a whole, the U.S. is a BAMF. Canada is its queer little brother. get used to it.

[SaskE30]

Why WOULD we invade Canada? Theres nothing to desire, Whats after that? The north pole? Every landfill in Mexico? Canada gives us Moosehead and Windsor for gambling, nothing more.

We have a Shitload of freshwater, everybody has been wanting it for years, but one day it will get desperate and it may start to get ugly. Unless if we have help from the rest of the world, a Canada vs. U.S.A war would be a pretty short one. lol

Lets hope it never comes to that. We Canadians aren't so bad

[SamE30e]

I hate Canadian defensive little bitches like you. Most of us understood that what happened in that broadcast was retarded, but little dicks like you decided to paint entire US that color. You're a turd, and you individually deserve to be invaded. Then again, it's consensual and legal in your case.

It goes both ways, actually, I'm pretty sure people in this thread were in agrering with the broadcast so, they aren't that far and few between.

Don't get me wrong, I like the states, and love California. I'm not bashing the whole fucking country, just the morons on your news station.

[thectrlguy]

Why WOULD we invade Canada? Theres nothing to desire, Whats after that? The north pole? Every landfill in Mexico? Canada gives us Moosehead and Windsor for gambling, nothing more.

China's bitch

[Collin]

3. Doug... His eyes are too small for his face, he did a good thing by not saying much.

Doug Benson has been high since 1993, hence the squintiness. He's also one of my favorite comedians.

I honestly couldn't tell you what he is doing on FOX.

Go rent "super high me" if they've figured out DVDs in canada :D

[SamE30e]

Doug Benson has been high since 1993, hence the squintiness. He's also one of my favorite comedians.

I honestly couldn't tell you what he is doing on FOX.

Go rent "super high me" if they've figured out DVDs in canada :D

haha, DVDs? Those are so 6 months ago, we got HD DVD!!!

[Collin]

haha, DVDs? Those are so 6 months ago, we got HD DVD!!!

You just got bluray'd mother fucker.

[SaskE30]

haha, DVDs? Those are so 6 months ago, we got HD DVD!!!

HD DVDs? damn it I just got my DVD player on boxing day!! lol

[SamE30e]

you just got bluray'd mother fucker.

snap!

[SamE30e]

HD DVDs? damn it I just got my DVD player on boxing day!! lol

I just got my 32mb Mp3 player for my birthday 2 months ago. I got some creative speakers and blast that shit in my igloo till the mornin, except we got 18 hours of darkess in Toronto since we're so much further north.

[Collin]

boxing day!!

Returning shit you don't want shouldn't qualify as a holiday.

[BakesE30]

You are aware that you are the most powerful country in the world because you have a rediculous amount of nuclear weapons. And you guys also probably have the worlds largest debt.

oh yeah... well my dad can beat up your dad