I just farted.

[DatUtahGuy]

I'm sitting here browsing r3v and I let one rip, one of those silent but deadly types.

It smells like shit.
I want to open a window but I'm too lazy to get up.

>X0

[Farbin Kaiber]

ban

[kronus]

Thank you for the window of enlightenment into your personal life.

[hugh jass]

go take a shit

[Dillinger]

I'm speechless.

[deutschman]

so this is what people do to get their post count up...

[E30 Cabrio]

Save it in a jar and sell it on eBay.

[Optimator]

It smells like shit.

Interesting. I would have expected it to smell more like week old semen, the amount of cock you take up the stinkhole.

[kronus]

Interesting. I would have expected it to smell more like week old semen, the amount of cock you take up the stinkhole.

Predictable, stale. 2/10

[Optimator]

Predictable, stale. 2/10

Pardon, sir, didn't you give kenika65 or e30s52 a 2/10 once? I feel somewhat... slighted.

[kronus]

Pardon, sir, didn't you give kenika65 or e30s52 a 2/10 once? I feel somewhat... slighted.

I'm just saying, you need to practice more. You're losing your edge. Those guys behind the Olive Garden working you overtime?

;)

[Stephen]

Pardon, sir, didn't you give kenika65 or e30s52 a 2/10 once? I feel somewhat... slighted.

You should

[BillBrasky]

[Desaevious]

You may be too lazy to open a window, which I guess is bad, but it pales in comparison to a fart you set free while taking a hot shower.

[TDE30]

OP, stellar attempt at a funny, stellar attempt.

:roll: