Modern Day Miracles

[Farbin Kaiber]

Selective reply? What about everything other than framerails in this thread?

[Massive Lee]

What about some lipsync to entertain your friends at church?

[jrhaile]

I got shot by my uncle. He thought I was someone trying to assassinate him because of his Alzheimer. Anyways they put me into induced coma because of the open wound. While I was there, it was like I was in another life. My name had changed, I lost my briefcase. My wife wasn't the same person. I went to a place in my dream where my dead cousin was inviting me in to a gathering and there was a bright light. I decided not to enter the building and I suddenly awoke after the Doctors had pronounced me dead and there was my Wife standing over me telling me to stay alive.

Anyways, that's my miracle.

[george graves]

Just take a bunch of magnets to church.

[Farbin Kaiber]

^^ 4 srs?

[blunttech]

I don't care and I don't believe in any of the gods. But your request makes me perplex...

Its a miracle i understand lee's english

[george graves]

Just take a bunch of magnets to church.

^^ 4 srs?

[Farbin Kaiber]

^^ denotes I was replying to the post above yours. Come on George, this internet thing isn't that hard.

And, shit, these guys sold out worse than the Kottonmouth Kings.

[george graves]

sORRY - i'M VERY SRS ABOUT MAGNETS.

[Massive Lee]

[Farbin Kaiber]

^^ I snorted.

[dvs909]

check your pm

[markseven]

After screwing up big time for almost ten years (I was a drug addict / alcoholic), it's a miracle that:

1. I woke up this morning and got on my knees to pray to my Savior Jesus Christ of Nazareth - for many years I lived for myself and ignored the Truth. Christ did for me what inpatient rehab, outpatient rehab, AA (the world) couldn't.
2. I woke up this morning to the banter of my wife playing with my daughter - through Christ I am good husband and father.
3. I woke up this morning to a nice breakfast, plenty of food in the fridge, and a roof over my head - I am blessed.
4. I woke up this morning with work to do today and a job to go to tomorrow - I was able to go back to school and learn something that allows me to remain gainfully employed
5. I can communicate my beliefs without disrespecting those who feel differently - even though Christians are broadly condemned as intolerant

Hit me up later in the day - I'll prolly have another five miracles to share ;)

[M633CSi]

I had miricle once, maybe it was bmw engineering, i dunno. I was flying down the highway doing about 90 when an older asian lady pulls infront of me about 2 car lengths in front doing about 55. Luckly the lane next to me just opened at a perfect time enabling me to switch. So i Slammed the car into sport, fly into that lane and downshift (STEPtronic FTW) while breaking hard. Needless to say I took the next exit by my house where the Armenian Church is and lit a candle thanking god.