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    Mormon Missionaries just stopped by...

    2 nice young men in black slacks and white shirts, wearing cheap ties.

    I asked them if they had any weed (Marijuana) and they said "sorry, fresh out".

    I was surprised of course, why would they be "fresh" out?

    They also had no answers why their church said not a damn word about the 10 years of genocide they completely ignored in South Africa, where roughly 4X the people were massacred that Hitler killed.

    I asked if it was because the guys fighting the war were basically armed with courage and a stick, and had no money.

    No money, no tithing, y'know.

    Closing SOON!
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    Thanks for 10 years of fun!

    #2
    Someone needs a hobby.
    Originally posted by Matt-B
    hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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      #3
      link to history of said genocide. this kind of stuff isnt mentioned at skewl.
      Originally posted by teamdynasty43
      Aye listen here ph fucking dick cheese mother fucker ...go back to touching your self or your fucking boyfriend because you're just some dumb mother fucker that has no fucking life than other to ridicule others because you have no fuckin life and low self esteem so you try to make your self feel better so you act all big!!!! Sooooo get the fuck out of here and shut your stupid little Whore mouth the fuck up and just leave!

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        #4
        Originally posted by StereoInstaller1 View Post
        They also had no answers why their church said not a damn word about the 10 years of genocide they completely ignored in South Africa, where roughly 4X the people were massacred that Hitler killed.

        Details on the above or titties.
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          #5
          BTW I've got another one.

          In 1512, there were 25 million native South Americans. At the end of the 18th century, only 1 million remained. What happened in between? Three centuries of Christian colonization washed off a population of 24 million.

          This doesn't include North America's genocide of autochtone populations. All in the name of God.
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            #6
            I have a fresh group come through every three months or so. I've been noticing as of late that the majority of the Missionaries here just north of the "World Headquarters" of the church are all coming out of South America (Belize, Chile, Brazil) and the vast majority of local children are being sent to Southern California and Florida.

            I think the purpose is to build their church down in South America by having the returning Missionaries sing songs of praise of the utopia of SLC, and to have the locals come home speaking of the evil, villainy, racism, homosexuality, and unmoralistically based society the rest of the country is awash in.

            I do like to have fun with them, I've tried lots, the quickest way to get them to turn, tuck tail and run is walk out, take a bongload, and tell them getting shot while climbing out a window does not make you a martyr.

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              #7
              You really won't find shit on the whole story, as basically, no one cares.

              Google "They Poured Fire on us from the Sky" and read the book.

              If you don't cry at least once you have no heart.

              Rwanda was pretty bad, but nothing compared to even Ethiopia, much less Sudan. The "conflict" in Sudan is STILL going on and basically started in 1988...but escalated drastically in 1991 when the leader of the government was "disposed"

              Closing SOON!
              "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

              Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

              Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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                #8
                And Lee, you forgot about all the political killings in the 60's and 70's from the School of The Americas and all the US installed military dictatorships.

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                  #9
                  I have offered them weed before, smoked a joint in front of them.

                  Closing SOON!
                  "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

                  Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

                  Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
                    I do like to have fun with them, I've tried lots, the quickest way to get them to turn, tuck tail and run is walk out, take a bongload, and tell them getting shot while climbing out a window does not make you a martyr.
                    Harsh, I would tuck tail, too. ;)

                    I think maybe I've heard this "Pour fire from the sky" story... let me check that out, and report back.
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                      #11
                      Fortunately, I've never had a Mormon show up at my door. The Catholics rule the land around here. I don't know how much longer that will last though as they've been closing down churches and schools left and right over the last 10 years.

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                        #12
                        running out of pedophiles are they?

                        Closing SOON!
                        "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

                        Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

                        Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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                          #13
                          Holy shit at that story.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Massive Lee View Post
                            BTW I've got another one.

                            In 1512, there were 25 million native South Americans. At the end of the 18th century, only 1 million remained. What happened in between? Three centuries of Christian colonization washed off a population of 24 million.

                            This doesn't include North America's genocide of autochtone populations. All in the name of God.
                            lee thats called disease.
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Massive Lee View Post
                              BTW I've got another one.

                              In 1512, there were 25 million native South Americans. At the end of the 18th century, only 1 million remained. What happened in between? Three centuries of Christian colonization washed off a population of 24 million.

                              This doesn't include North America's genocide of autochtone populations. All in the name of God.
                              Another lefty that brings up suspect numbers from ancient history to bash Christianity, but rarely, if ever, says anything bad about Islam and at times will defend it.
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