So, Judgement Day is this Saturday 5/21/2011

[dreamchasin]

So when nothing happens, will this then prove that god is nothing more than a character in a story book written by a mortal to provide guidance to the masses? Its going sure make the true believers look stupid isn't it.

Couldn't agree with you more.

[Jafxod]

Im gonna party till the world ends!!!!!

Then im gonna go to gfest the day after, discuss.

[slammin.e28]

What about the time zones? If jesus came back like a thief in the night here, it would be daytime halfway around the world. Do they provide any explanation for this?

He's going to go around. Kinda like how Santa Clause does the whole one night dropping off gifts thing. God invented time zones just for this purpose. Only problem is mass media, by the time he get's halfway around, the 11 o'clock news somewhere is gonna be reporting on Jesus trolling around at night stealing people. He'll probably start in the Americas, 'cause most of the rest of the world don't believe in him anyways, thus he doesn't have to worry about them.

[jizo]

The next day i will be partying like a rock star @ Gfest!!!!

['e30love']

so no gfest?

[dreamchasin]

so no gfest?

Just took a screen shot of your post, for your post count reasoning in the PERFECT fucking thread.

[5spoke]

So when nothing happens, will this then prove that god is nothing more than a character in a story book written by a mortal to provide guidance to the masses? Its going sure make the true believers look stupid isn't it.

If by "true believers" you mean the people who believe in this guys theory then yes they will look stupid.

As judgmental as you assume all Christians are, you are being pretty judgmental by assuming every Christian is a believer of this dude and will therefore look retarded when nothing happens this weekend. Not every person who follows a religion is a loony or will try to convert you. If anything this should be more evidence that our societies views on religious folk are based around the few who make noise. As with everything in life the ones who get attention are the ones people notice.

This guy is making a lot of noise and spending tons of money to promote himself and his book. He claims to be a Christian. He is bat shit insane, therefore every Christian is bat shit insane.

[Kershaw]

I bet Jesus would disagree

i bet jesus would disagree.

[InuFaye]

so im gonna go buy that m coupe.

bbl.

['e30love']

Just took a screen shot of your post, for your post count reasoning in the PERFECT fucking thread.

haha 666. what an odd and sudden inconvenience

[InuFaye]

He's going to go around. Kinda like how Santa Clause does the whole one night dropping off gifts thing. God invented time zones just for this purpose. Only problem is mass media, by the time he get's halfway around, the 11 o'clock news somewhere is gonna be reporting on Jesus trolling around at night stealing people. He'll probably start in the Americas, 'cause most of the rest of the world don't believe in him anyways, thus he doesn't have to worry about them.

Jesus is always trolling.

[slammin.e28]

Deal with it.


<---lol post 777 + Jesus post = ???

[trackjunkie21]

I bet Jesus would disagree

why do you think he's coming? to set these loonys straight.

[HellzMindPlaya]

So you know what sounds like the most fun part of Judgement day? Zombies!!! Well, maybe not zombies, but huge piles of dead people!!!

What will take place on May 21?
On May 21, 2011 two events will occur. These events could not be more opposite in nature, the one more wonderful than can be imagined; the other more horrific than can be imagined.
A great earthquake will occur the Bible describes it as "such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great." This earthquake will be so powerful it will throw open all graves. The remains of the all the believers who have ever lived will be instantly transformed into glorified spiritual bodies to be forever with God.
On the other hand the bodies of all unsaved people will be thrown out upon the ground to be shamed.
The inhabitants who survive this terrible earthquake will exist in a world of horror and chaos beyond description. Each day people will die until October 21, 2011 when God will completely destroy this earth and its surviving inhabitants.

Which will be followed by people dieing up until the earth is destroyed 5 months later on October 21st, 2011.

[Massimo]

Hay we all drive gods chariot were all good God and us are like best mates.


LOL end of the world, that would explain all the christian handing out flyers lately that I have not been paying attention to.

I hope they are there monday see what they have to say LOL.