Should I Hire a Hippie?

[Kershaw]

^ FUCKING GOLD!

omg im dying. bwahahahaha

[AE_m20]

Ahahahahahahahah I'm actually crying, that's the funniest shit I've read here EVER! Hahahah

[Charlie]

I thought this was a rather enjoyable read. Silly Christians.

http://christwire.org/2011/05/should-i-hire-a-hippie/

Part of the response:

So, you do realize that site is basically a second-rate onion, right?

-Charlie

[mrsleeve]

I hate hippies so the answer is NO


Oh wait OP is not serious and I am late to the thread

[Mlarsen]

I did know what the website is.

[CorvallisBMW]

So, you do realize that site is basically a second-rate onion, right?

-Charlie

I was going to say... holy shit lol. "Lowcut Blouse Wearing Women, The Glaring Threat to Men at Work"

[A Sucked Orange]

I did know what the website is.

I thought this was a rather enjoyable read. Silly Christians.

Sure you did.

[Mlarsen]

At first I thought it was legit but a friend tipped me off after I told him about it.

[BrewCity11]

As for your young daughter, I cannot imagine a worse predicament than leaving this man alone with her overnight. As you well know, the ovens of a bakery produce incredible heat. Those long hours spent sweating together with no one around, the yeasty smell of fresh bread wafting as they salivate at the bounty of baked goods and tins of edibles surrounding them… It’s not hard to imagine a scenario where he strips off his shirt to show your girl a skullbone tattoo on his abdomen, and her reaching out to touch it. Droplets of perspiration will drip from the trinkets on his necklaces, tracing lines in the powdered sugar misted over his chest and maybe he’ll use that sugary proximity to lick a stain of chocolate off her clavicle and she’ll touch that dreadlocked hair of his playfully at first, then grab it like a horseback rider taking the reins… And as the night deepens and the fecund cloud of baking marijuana brownies overtakes them, they will end up on the floor, fouling your greatest hopes and dreams with the raunchiest of hippie-style corporeal indelicacies.

Kudos to the writer. I got a boner reading this part.

[jrobie79]

all satire....they punked rachel maddow on some article about palin back in like january/february and she actually reported it on her show, makign herself look like an ass (not that hard anyways), only to realize later that the source was a satirical website, which she did no research on

[samiam3356]

lmao, Actually well written BTW

[Maluco]

yeah, major fail at an attempt at Christian bashing. lol

[u3b3rg33k]

That site is hilarious.

[Dozyproductions]

yeah, major fail at an attempt at Christian bashing. lol

They do a good job actually. It's just the whole premise of bashing religions like that, that is fail.

[Wiglaf]

wow, this whole site is gold