Should I Hire a Hippie?
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all satire....they punked rachel maddow on some article about palin back in like january/february and she actually reported it on her show, makign herself look like an ass (not that hard anyways), only to realize later that the source was a satirical website, which she did no research onLeave a comment:
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Kudos to the writer. I got a boner reading this part.As for your young daughter, I cannot imagine a worse predicament than leaving this man alone with her overnight. As you well know, the ovens of a bakery produce incredible heat. Those long hours spent sweating together with no one around, the yeasty smell of fresh bread wafting as they salivate at the bounty of baked goods and tins of edibles surrounding them… It’s not hard to imagine a scenario where he strips off his shirt to show your girl a skullbone tattoo on his abdomen, and her reaching out to touch it. Droplets of perspiration will drip from the trinkets on his necklaces, tracing lines in the powdered sugar misted over his chest and maybe he’ll use that sugary proximity to lick a stain of chocolate off her clavicle and she’ll touch that dreadlocked hair of his playfully at first, then grab it like a horseback rider taking the reins… And as the night deepens and the fecund cloud of baking marijuana brownies overtakes them, they will end up on the floor, fouling your greatest hopes and dreams with the raunchiest of hippie-style corporeal indelicacies.Leave a comment:
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At first I thought it was legit but a friend tipped me off after I told him about it.Leave a comment:
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I hate hippies so the answer is NO
Oh wait OP is not serious and I am late to the threadLeave a comment:
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So, you do realize that site is basically a second-rate onion, right?I thought this was a rather enjoyable read. Silly Christians.
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Ahahahahahahahah I'm actually crying, that's the funniest shit I've read here EVER! HahahahLeave a comment:

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