Ahh yes, one of THOSE church vans

[FunfGan]

Like Zombie jesus?
That Mary was a virgin?
God?
Water = wine?
Walking on water?
Adam and Eve?
etc


I don't doubt that the "bible", whichever version or rendition you prefer, is based lightly on fact. Lightly I say.

Treat your neighbor with respect, don't kill people

Some big flood that happened ages ago.
Some shit that happened in Eqypt



The fact is over time thing, stories get distorted. Have you ever played the game in school where everyone sits in a circle and one person whispers something into so,someones ear, and by the time it gets back to the first person whatever they initially said sounds nothing like what gets whispered into their ear?

Same deal here. Stories get exaggerated. Things get said to make certain people look better. Whos going to argue? They're ignorant peasants that are listening to stories from 100s of years ago.





Also correct me if I am wrong but, the first written bible was created centuries after Hey'zeus died.

Well, except that the dates of the original texts that were found correspond w/ the dates that certain major historical happened in the texts. basically, the dates of when the texts were written down line up with when the major events in history happened, proving that your theory is incorrect. Im out for now, goes ta get me some sleep.

[Sample UF]

Cale and chewbacca trying to sell the fairytale.

I've tried to sell no fairy tales, just told people (like yourself) that believing in them is silly. Get over yourself.

I'm no atheist.

I've no theory or belief on how the world was created, or why we got here. Why? Because I wasn't there and therefore have no idea. If only close minded religious folks could understand this reality. You don't know shit, you only think it.

[FunfGan]

I've tried to sell no fairy tales, just told people (like yourself) that believing in them is silly. Get over yourself.

I'm no atheist.

I've no theory or belief on how the world was created, or why we got here. Why? Because I wasn't there and therefore have no idea. If only close minded religious folks could understand this reality. You don't know shit, you only think it.

Haven't you been arguing this whole time that you know how it was created...? And if you're no atheist, what are you? Im confused.

[Sample UF]

Haven't you been arguing this whole time that you know how it was created...? And if you're no atheist, what are you? Im confused.

No, I've stated that regardless of whether or not a higher power/creator figure exists, Christianity is a load of crap.


I'm open to ideas.

A higher power may exist; an alien may have pressed a button and created the Earth; reptilians may have enslaved the planet, raped some monkeys and made humans. Who knows? We weren't there.

[Sample UF]

Even if your concept of a creator figure is accurate, there's nothing to say he didn't go "You know what? I'll create 'the big bang' and make the universe that way".

[FunfGan]

Yes, that makes sense and has historical proof. And pretty much you've just been calling us names, and saying you have "proof".

[Eecen]

I don't always believe in creation theories, but when I do, I prefer Scientology....?

[FunfGan]

I don't always believe in creation theories, but when I do, I prefer Scientology....?

I assumed we had been talking about Lord Xenu the whole time!

[markseven]

Tolerant yet ignorant, and think your completely inadequate understandings of scientific theories give you the knowledge necessary to debunk them.

Debunk theories? Why? You are entitled to believe whatever you like, just don't pedal them as fact.

[Sample UF]

Yes, that makes sense and has historical proof. And pretty much you've just been calling us names, and saying you have "proof".

Yes, I have proof that Christianity is retarded. It's the theory itself. Refer to Kershaw's quote as that is exactly the Christian belief. Christians just like to fancify it with quotes from a book written hundreds of years after the events allegedly took place.

You know there were around a dozen known 'journalists' reporting what happened in that area, at that point in time and not one of them mentions Jesus(Yeshua). Wouldn't a magical dude walking around performing miracles, getting killed on a cross, buried in a tomb then coming back as a zombie be pretty big news? I'd think so.

Why is the only place he's mentioned in the bible, a book written by dozens of obviously prejudiced, racist, sexist men hundreds of years after it supposedly happened?

[Eecen]

I prefer to believe that there is no god(s) and that in some weird cosmic operation or twist of "fate" this planet, and I came to be.

If there was a great creator, why did it make things so fucked up? Was it like the matrix, where we just wouldn't survive in a perfect world?



Oh Mah god. What if we are in the matrix, and that movie was just a big smoke screen our robotic overlords came up with to throw us off hteir tail?




Yup. Jut as plausible in my mind as Religious beliefs, and Scientific theories that I'll never grasp.

[Sample UF]

I prefer to believe that there is no god(s) and that in some weird cosmic operation or twist of "fate" this planet, and I came to be.

If there was a great creator, why did it make things so fucked up? Was it like the matrix, where we just wouldn't survive in a perfect world?



Oh Mah god. What if we are in the matrix, and that movie was just a big smoke screen our robotic overlords came up with to throw us off hteir tail?




Yup. Jut as plausible in my mind as Religious beliefs, and Scientific theories that I'll never grasp.

I agree, entirely. The Lord Of The Rings is just as plausible as Christianity. I don't believe that garbage either. However, if Tolkien/Peter Jackson went around killing and torturing everyone that rejected it as truth, after a few hundreds years it would be just as widespread as that Latin propaganda known as Christianity. After all, that's how they spread their system of control.

[FunfGan]

Yes, I have proof that Christianity is retarded. It's the theory itself. Refer to Kershaw's quote as that is exactly the Christian belief. Christians just like to fancify it with quotes from a book written hundreds of years after the events allegedly took place.

You know there were around a dozen known 'journalists' reporting what happened in that area, at that point in time and not one of them mentions Jesus(Yeshua). Wouldn't a magical dude walking around performing miracles, getting killed on a cross, buried in a tomb then coming back as a zombie be pretty big news? I'd think so.

Why is the only place he's mentioned in the bible, a book written by dozens of obviously prejudiced, racist, sexist men hundreds of years after it supposedly happened?

Prejudiced? Racist? How? And refer to the Family guy video for an explanation of your beliefs.

[FunfGan]

I agree, entirely. The Lord Of The Rings is just as plausible as Christianity. I don't believe that garbage either. However, if Tolkien/Peter Jackson went around killing and torturing everyone that rejected it as truth, after a few hundreds years it would be just as widespread as that Latin propaganda known as Christianity. After all, that's how they spread their system of control.

Christian leaders and Kings were the cause/ leaders of no more violence than Muslim rulers, Or secular rulers and so on.

[Sample UF]

Prejudiced? Racist? How? And refer to the Family guy video for an explanation of your beliefs.

You actually read the bible?

All it talks about is how dirty women are, how their view is correct and right and how other cities are wrong and need to be brought to justice.