Women are the only people with problems.

[Fourbanger]

All I want is to produce some smegma :(

[reelizmpro]

Is it me or are women always the ones coming up with frivelous lawsuits? The Mc donalds coffee incident, another lady is claiming smart parking meters are causing her health problems and suing the city for almost 2 billion, not to mention the ones using kids to milk the system. Wtf?

[Massimo]

I especially hate it when you ask them if something is wrong and they say nothing. For example.

Him: Hay babe I am going to strip club with some mates.
Her: Oh ok.
Him: Is that ok, you don't want me to go do you?
Her: No its fine go have fun.

Then he gets home and all his shit is on the lawn, and she wants a divorce.

[JinormusJ]

Screw Feminists

I'm all for women's rights and suffrage, but when women start demanding equal treatment and special treatment; that's where the line is drawn. It's one or the other, and I'll be darned if they don't like it. I for one still believe proper women still exist in today's panzy, feminized, estrogenal society. Lets not even go into the studies that show the majority of divorces are due to the women's adultery. I'd rather hold off on the skanks, sluts, slores, and partyhoes until a proper woman come along; one who when you open the door for her, she'll love you in return; you buy her something, she'll appreciate it; and you marry her, she'll stay loyal.


Always thought there was something wrong with me; little did I know the fault was the Monday's of all the girls I was chasing

[RUFFLZ]

I especially hate it when you ask them if something is wrong and they say nothing. For example.

Him: Hay babe I am going to strip club with some mates.
Her: Oh ok.
Him: Is that ok, you don't want me to go do you?
Her: No its fine go have fun.

Then he gets home and all his shit is on the lawn, and she wants a divorce.

that is a terrible example mah dude
how would you take it if your girlfriend went to a male strip club w/ friends.
at that point, you just gotta use common sense; take the initiative and turn your friends down without even thinking of asking the girl.

[Pl3wA]

im glad im single!... hahaah, no im not :( BWAAAHHH

[Massimo]

that is a terrible example mah dude
how would you take it if your girlfriend went to a male strip club w/ friends.
at that point, you just gotta use common sense; take the initiative and turn your friends down without even thinking of asking the girl.

Yeh it was actaully but you all know what I mean. I don't go to strip clubs and my girl dosn't ithor, in respect for each other.

[z31maniac]

That upset about getting turned down by the fattie at closing time?

[nrubenstein]

Is it me or are women always the ones coming up with frivelous lawsuits? The Mc donalds coffee incident, another lady is claiming smart parking meters are causing her health problems and suing the city for almost 2 billion, not to mention the ones using kids to milk the system. Wtf?

Well, the McD's coffee incident was actually pretty nasty. I don't think that it's reasonable to expect that spilled coffee will burn your legs badly.

[slammin.e28]

Women's minds stop developing around 8 years old. Thus, every woman is a child on the inside, and they should be treated as such. Oh, you want to vote? Now now honey, that's only for adults.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Women's minds stop developing around 8 years old. Thus, every woman is a child on the inside, and they should be treated as such. Oh, you want to vote? Now now honey, that's only for adults.

No no dear, you just keep making your pies!

[slammin.e28]

No no dear, you just keep making your pies!

I fucking love pie.

[Ryan Stewart]

I love feminism. Now I get an excuse for letting that door slam on a bitches face.

Besides, its a great way to immediately tell a woman that isn't worth being around. The moment they bring it up I just start doing things I know will piss them off to drive them away. Like you said, most want to have their cake and eat it too. They want to make the same as a man but should be allowed 6 years of maternity leave if they ever find that white knight to come knock them up.

The smart girls have learned that real equality is overrated. Just find the ones who are honest enough to admit it.

[slammin.e28]

I love feminism. Now I get an excuse for letting that door slam on a bitches face.

Besides, its a great way to immediately tell a woman that isn't worth being around. The moment they bring it up I just start doing things I know will piss them off to drive them away. Like you said, most want to have their cake and eat it too. They want to make the same as a man but should be allowed 6 years of maternity leave if they ever find that white knight to come knock them up.

The smart girls have learned that real equality is overrated. Just find the ones who are honest enough to admit it.

I just want 6 weeks off. They can have theirs, but I as a male want some time too. It's only fair.

Shit, re read and saw years.....anywho, I leave my statement standing.

[Ryan Stewart]

I want 6 months off. They can have theirs, but I as a male want some time too. It's only fair.

Move to Germanyland. Its mandated for the dads too. They know that dude is worn the fuck out from dealing with a hormonal bitch.

Or, more honestly, its a way to extend parental home care. The woman takes the first shift and then the dad gets the second shift, resulting in damned near a year of having a parent at home.