Is God a rapist?

**slammin.e28** · 10-24-2012, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by Xat1cZ

I heard that Chuck Norris didn't exist in the beginning, only his beard, and soon, after about 2 mil. years of evolution the beard got a face and eventually a body to follow.

But MY question is, who created the beard?

We should ask the flying spaghetti monster.

I am a pirate.

**Xat1cZ** · 10-24-2012, 09:55 AM

that sir, makes no sense.

**Xat1cZ** · 10-24-2012, 09:56 AM

**slammin.e28** · 10-24-2012, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by Xat1cZ

that sir, makes no sense.

Someone need an education on the ways of the Pastafarian.

**Xat1cZ** · 10-24-2012, 10:01 AM

...will you teach me your ways?

**slammin.e28** · 10-24-2012, 10:04 AM

Home - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

http://www.venganza.org/

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, after having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, came into the mainstream just a few years ago. With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshipers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents – mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

God Particle

**Xat1cZ** · 10-24-2012, 10:05 AM

Originally posted by slammin.e28guy

http://www.venganza.org/

**BraveUlysses** · 10-24-2012, 10:24 AM

**CorvallisBMW** · 10-24-2012, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by slammin.e28guy

I lol'd.

BUT, I have put myself in a quandary. If god doesn't exist, then neither does Morgan Freeman, since obviously he is god. If Morgan Freeman doesn't exist, WHO CREATED THE UNIVERSE!?

Originally posted by herbivor

Morgan Freeman DOES exist. I've never seen him in person but I feel his presence on occasion. Some people claim to have seen him in person. So although there is no proof you just have to believe he exists, and therefore there is no need to question who created the Universe, since Morgan Freeman does exist. But then who created Morgan Freeman??????

Originally posted by slammin.e28guy

That's an easy one, Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by Xat1cZ

I heard that Chuck Norris didn't exist in the beginning, only his beard, and soon, after about 2 mil. years of evolution the beard got a face and eventually a body to follow.

But MY question is, who created the beard?

Originally posted by slammin.e28guy

We should ask the flying spaghetti monster.

Comic gold

**tjts1** · 10-24-2012, 10:49 AM

Originally posted by Xat1cZ

who is this god I keep hearing so much about?

Some rapist I think. Check offender registry.

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**Thizzelle** · 10-24-2012, 12:22 PM

all valid arguments

**Farbin Kaiber** · 10-24-2012, 12:30 PM

Damn, these spam threads are everywhere. ;)

**HarryPotter** · 10-24-2012, 12:36 PM

The left's jerking hard to this I see. Remember to give it a break or it will scab.

**BraveUlysses** · 10-24-2012, 12:44 PM

"the left" is a great boogeyman

Maybe you'll be blessed at some point in your life to have some divine rape

**frankenbeemer** · 10-24-2012, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by herbivor

..... then who created Morgan Freeman??????

George Burns?

Is God a rapist?

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