Well well, looks like I have a golden thread to catch up on at lunchtime.
A slightly hippie cutie once told me that she was a 'freegan local-vore' but otherwise a 'veggieterrorist'. Apparently anything local to the region she will eat, if you give her anything for free she will eat it, and otherwise she will reign 100 years of yoga-pant wearing planticide along all the greens and rabbit food she can get her claws on. Then she brought out a rather large chocolate vladimir lenin bust out of her office that she picked up on a recent trip to russia. I was harder than jeremiah johnson's murder-boner after killing an elk, pack of wolves, and a whole tribe of crows. Her freckly faced agrarian-socialist ideals coiled around me like the curls in her dark black hair; her smile stabbed me like the flickering bright white veiny tusk of a narwhale. To this day I regret not asking her out~ damn peace core stealing all the cool white girls away from me and sending them to some sweaty beachy south american country. fcking communists. /food rant
A slightly hippie cutie once told me that she was a 'freegan local-vore' but otherwise a 'veggieterrorist'. Apparently anything local to the region she will eat, if you give her anything for free she will eat it, and otherwise she will reign 100 years of yoga-pant wearing planticide along all the greens and rabbit food she can get her claws on. Then she brought out a rather large chocolate vladimir lenin bust out of her office that she picked up on a recent trip to russia. I was harder than jeremiah johnson's murder-boner after killing an elk, pack of wolves, and a whole tribe of crows. Her freckly faced agrarian-socialist ideals coiled around me like the curls in her dark black hair; her smile stabbed me like the flickering bright white veiny tusk of a narwhale. To this day I regret not asking her out~ damn peace core stealing all the cool white girls away from me and sending them to some sweaty beachy south american country. fcking communists. /food rant
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