SoCal General Chat

[yert315]

Hah, I love pricks that don't realize how stupid they sound.

What do people even do on E90/F30 forums?

They argue that with $500 their cars will beat an m3. And the M3 guys scoff at them because it's not an ///M. Buncha dick-swinging pretty much.

What forum was that on?

bimmerforums. Talking about Dockweiler. We'll see how it turns out. Let's all welcome him like good people. Kill him with kindness!

[thebutcher37]

I got a can of WD40! I heard it fixes every issue with siezing.

So next time I see someone flopping on the floor, I'll be sure to spray WD-40 in their face.

It also works with constipation... Why do you think the straw is so long? Ask me how i know..

Okay stop

[thebutcher37]

I drive a 335is and I would like to know if newer cars are welcome, don't give me that of course they are. You guys with the relic bimmers are kind of funny, when I say relic bimmers I mean the days before real HP, speed and double clutch trans. I.E (e30, e36,e2 You guys never say it but you hate us guys who have the newer car especially the guys from R3VLimited, most of them are tools. I guess you guys are bitter cause you drive relics. I wonder what response I'll get from this sometimes the truth stings but don't get rust in that wound from your old car. See you guys tomorrow:cool

And they wonder why we don't like them...

Gay!

[thebutcher37]

Damn I need another rear wheel hub..

Anyone have one without a bearing thats seized to it like mine?

need it ASAP! so I can make it to DockWeezy!

Seriously though!

Halp!

[R3Z3N]

bimmerforums. Talking about Dockweiler. We'll see how it turns out. Let's all welcome him like good people. Kill him with kindness!

Agreed, welcome him regardless. I wont be making Dockweiler like I was hoping

[Deathtoll]

They argue that with $500 their cars will beat an m3. And the M3 guys scoff at them because it's not an ///M. Buncha dick-swinging pretty much.

bimmerforums. Talking about Dockweiler. We'll see how it turns out. Let's all welcome him like good people. Kill him with kindness!

I hate to say it but alot of what goes on in that forum happens here too. The same amount of dick swinging.

Me: I Just got this swapped S52
r3v member: You paid too much for it and it has parts that don't work

me: S52 is pretty quick , more than im used to
r3v member: They aren't as fast as people make them out to be (real e30 m3 owner)

Me: I have Rotas
r3v member: Rotas suck, I dropped a wrench on mine and it got curb rashed

Me: I want to swap my BMP bumpers for Late Model bumpers
r3v member1: BMP swap for Late model that's stupid
r3v member2: BMP front bumper looks kind of bad why don't you swap it (same thread)
r3v member3: Aren't you the one with the gaudy bumper?
r3v member4: Those bumpers make your car look cheap

Me: (funny first post)
r3v Member: Someone needs to lynch this guy (without reading my entire first post)

Me: My heater doesn't work
r3v member: You paid that much for the car and the heater doesn't work?

Me: I have H&R race springs
r3v member: You have too much wheel gap. Just get coilovers like me.

And my favorite:

Me: Congrats on your swap, What are the Dyno numbers?
r3v member: Haven't gotten it Dyno'd yet
Me: Well cool , My setup is 227hp 225tq but it was Dynoed a while back
rev member: It's probably much lower now, They get weaker over time.

Most of these are from my first week on the forum:)

[Blackout]

Hah, I love pricks that don't realize how stupid they sound.

What do people even do on E90/F30 forums?

They talk about how much they spend at the dealership every month. And pride themselves over how glamorous their BMW lifestyle is.

[R3Z3N]

^^^And they live on Top Ramen.....or they hang with the Prince of Dubai.

[Herr Faust Schinken]

I hate to say it but alot of what goes on in that forum happens here too. The same amount of dick swinging.

Me: I Just got this swapped S52
r3v member: You paid too much for it and it has parts that don't work

me: S52 is pretty quick , more than im used to
r3v member: They aren't as fast as people make them out to be (real e30 m3 owner)

Me: I have Rotas
r3v member: Rotas suck, I dropped a wrench on mine and it got curb rashed

Me: I want to swap my BMP bumpers for Late Model bumpers
r3v member1: BMP swap for Late model that's stupid
r3v member2: BMP front bumper looks kind of bad why don't you swap it (same thread)
r3v member3: Aren't you the one with the gaudy bumper?
r3v member4: Those bumpers make your car look cheap

Me: (funny first post)
r3v Member: Someone needs to lynch this guy (without reading my entire first post)

Me: My heater doesn't work
r3v member: You paid that much for the car and the heater doesn't work?

Me: I have H&R race springs
r3v member: You have too much wheel gap. Just get coilovers like me.

And my favorite:

Me: Congrats on your swap, What are the Dyno numbers?
r3v member: Haven't gotten it Dyno'd yet
Me: Well cool , My setup is 227hp 225tq but it was Dynoed a while back
rev member: It's probably much lower now, They get weaker over time.

Most of these are from my first week on the forum:)

welcome to R3V and your car is probably faster than 70% of the cars on this website (including mine) i wouldn't worry much about it 8-)

[Deathtoll]

No im just pointing out we are just as elitist as other forums... just in our own way.

[Zasz]

I just hate when a brand becomes a lifestyle to people, it's idiotic. A culture, however, makes a bit more sense.

Stop wearing ///M hats like a fucking idiot in your SMG'd E46 cabby on BBS reps.

[IRON-E]

Stop wearing ///M hats like a fucking idiot in your SMG'd E46 cabby on BBS reps.

This part sort of applies to some e30 dudes. I don't mind the tshirts but M hats and Jackets........lol

[Herr Faust Schinken]

No im just pointing out we are just as elitist as other forums... just in our own way.

yeah kinda but people that love what they drive will naturally think its superior than anything else on the road

[Deathtoll]

yeah kinda but people that love what they drive will naturally think its superior than anything else on the road

I guess it's just Human Nature

[MR 325]

What the fuck.