camera flash in 3rd brake light?

[TDE30]

ok. so last night i was not equipped with my flashing brake light. i was racing a civic si (a decent car btw) and were doin about a buck ten down a 4 lane freeway when some dickfuck in the slow lane flashed his brights. the race was long enough as is, so i cut the gas, hit the brake and i went from light speed to fuckin a turtle walk. i mean i had cars flippin me the bird to hold this assclown back. guess what, he was in a f250. sounds to me like small cock syndrome? i didnt think he expected me to slow down and give him shit. a few miles up the freeway there is a offramp/onramp thing goin on, so i cut over and killed the lights so he couldnt see, and he sped up and drove off... i think he shit his pants when the little black car he flashed was right on his ass with the brights on... then again he jumped off that road through the grass (a cowrun is what we call it) and got back on heading the other direction. but i was thinking to myself the whole time.... *if only i had a flash with me, if only*.

It is the übercocks like you who give BMW drivers a bad reputation. Drive with some fucking sense and leave the teenage bullshit behind. I hate tailgaters as much as the next person, but what the fuck did you accomplish that night?

Jeebus.

[Fidhle007]

ok. so last night i was not equipped with my flashing brake light. i was racing a civic si (a decent car btw) and were doin about a buck ten down a 4 lane freeway when some dickfuck in the slow lane flashed his brights. the race was long enough as is, so i cut the gas, hit the brake and i went from light speed to fuckin a turtle walk. i mean i had cars flippin me the bird to hold this assclown back. guess what, he was in a f250. sounds to me like small cock syndrome? i didnt think he expected me to slow down and give him shit. a few miles up the freeway there is a offramp/onramp thing goin on, so i cut over and killed the lights so he couldnt see, and he sped up and drove off... i think he shit his pants when the little black car he flashed was right on his ass with the brights on... then again he jumped off that road through the grass (a cowrun is what we call it) and got back on heading the other direction. but i was thinking to myself the whole time.... *if only i had a flash with me, if only*.

Please leave this site and set your car on fire.

[atomic]

I LOVE the way my F250's headlights line up with the mirrors on the car in front of me. Funny as hell when you see the driver adjusting the mirrors to keep from being blinded, Maybe I should do HID's on the truck to really FUCK with people...


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[sticksdaman]

i smell Bananas

[e34john]

Get a puke light, it will show them to mess with you

[el_gringo]

ha. teenage bullshit? if only you were side by side a new si... then come talk your shit guys. seriously. the truck pulled that tough guy shit when i was way past his ass, so when someone wants to act tough, i will come up and see how tough they really are. i wont let him get the satisfaction of telling his fat ass wife "see honey, thats all it took"

when you can justify my driving (mind you half of these assholes on r3v, e30t, or bimmerforums cant drive their cars worth a rats ass anyhow) then come talk to me. the point of the story was if i had the flash in the brake light, it would have been so much easier. i guess you couldnt see that with your heads so far up your fucking rectums. seriously. pull the foot long dildos from your asses.

[TDE30]

Alright, you are the coolest guy on R3V ever, ever.

I'll leave it at this though, I just rather my family or friends not be anywhere near you the next time the urge to drive like a twat takes over you.

[TwoJ's]

Jesus H Christ.

I know it's hard to get stupid people to realize that they're stupid, but I'll give it a whirl anyways... you are an idiot.

[atomic]

buh bye...

[archemedes]

I can't help it, I have to say something. First if you think any street civic is fast you have no clue (I have owned one, and it was a pos when new couldn't get out of it's own way on the interstate) to go triple digit speeds on any public road is moronic, and criminal (it is a felony in many states) I don't care if your name is Mario Andretti, you aren't a good enough driver to deal with mrs jones not seeing you

[bignate948]

I can't help it, I have to say something. First if you think any street civic is fast you have no clue (I have owned one, and it was a pos when new couldn't get out of it's own way on the interstate) to go triple digit speeds on any public road is moronic, and criminal (it is a felony in many states) I don't care if your name is Mario Andretti, you aren't a good enough driver to deal with mrs jones not seeing you

+1 well said

[theox69]

how about just rigging a strobe light to flip down where your license plate lights are...

[TDE30]

how about just rigging a strobe light to flip down where your license plate lights are...

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t107136.html

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[ieatpeople]

i had an occasion to ride in my friends 540 the other weekend. he drives at a reasonably high rate of speed most of the time (avg 120mph in traffic). we were going down the highway and there was someone in front of us in the left lane going 50-55mph, my friend simply flashed the highbeams, and they promptly stood on their brakes. he then proceeded to pass them on the shoulder, (at which point they floored it to prevent this, 540-vs-camry, they got owned) and then cut them off and stood on the brakes at about 70mph, they almost rear-ended us, and then we took off. they of course tried to follow us, but there are few cars that can pull from 35mph to 140mph at the same rate as a 540.

in short, my friend does drive like an asshole. people automatically assume your an asshole because you have a BMW. people treating him this way has turned him into an asshole, because he never drove this way before, even when he had a much faster car.

[TDE30]

in short, my friend does drive like an asshole. people automatically assume your an asshole because you have a BMW. people treating him this way has turned him into an asshole, because he never drove this way before, even when he had a much faster car.

Err, wut? People/society made your friend drive like a complete idiot? Might it be the idea that since he drives a BMW, he thinks he has some sort of interstate superiority against others? And if they don't believe that, then he'll race'em?

Your friend sounds like an egotistic jackass. There are idiots on the road in other cars who really shouldn't be behnd the wheel, but your friend's actions add to the level of stupidity and make it a danger for everyone on the road. I don't mean to sound like Sargeant Safety, I went through the same stage of BMW Driver Superiority, but it sounds like you are trying to rationalize your friend's driving. To that I say wtf and...

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t107136.html

Tell your friend I said congrats on the Camry owning. At the same time, though, remind him that it was a Camry.