Are you gay?

[pporcaro]

Conversation that actually ensued outside my house no more that one half hour ago (3:10 eastern standard time)

::I honk my horn at a pack of small school children (none of them older than 11) walking to their homes on the culdesac in which I live::
::All children immediately begin walking back to the top of my drive way::
::I roll down my windows::

Me: Hi Guys! What's up?
Boy #1: Are you gay?
Me: WHAT?!?! NO!!!! Where did you hear that?
Boy #2: You drive a tiny car!
Me: So...
Girl #1: My dad says that means you're a HOMO! only HOMOs drive little cars. They don't need the space like my daddy's truck because all they buy is shoes.
Me: My car has no bearing on whether or not I'm gay. I just happen to like BMWs. Besides, you've all seen my girlfriend.
Boy #2: My dad says fags drive little cars, too.
Me: Ok, well, fags drive big cars, TOO!!
::roll up windows and pull into my driveway past the small children and walk inside::

i just got totally PWNED by a group of kids

what just happened? has this ever happened to you?

[Jand3rson]

Well, we're all a little gay.

[Stephen]

WTF hahaha

[Stephen]

Well, we're all a little gay.

Well... us on f1x3d..

More than a little

[Farbin Kaiber]

I just adore men. NO HOMO

[noE30]

haha thats strange, i had a similar conversation once. While working at my old job at Wendy's (funny i know, i was 16) some 40year old hick from Alabama came up to the drive up window after we had closed, he said he drove all the way from Alabama just to buy a spicy chicken sandwich. I told him that we were closed and that we couldn't take his order. He then started swearing and giving me all these reasons to give him a sandwich, I told him that I couldn't. Finally hes says " what the fuck, are you gay or something?" I told him fuck no, then closed the window and locked it.

Some people are fucking weird

[sticksdaman]

Wait... you honked at a group of school children?

[TDE30]

Well... us on f1x3d..

More than a little

What a shocker.

OP, weird and random story, no one ever likes to be handed the neighborhood homo card. You should start rocking a scarf everywhere you go, that would totally dispel the rumor.

[SpecM]

Wait... you honked at a group of school children?

so I'm not the only one who caught that?

[NC325iC]

i drove back from lunch one day and the head of engineering was getting on his motorcycle to go home, it went a little something like this:

::-pull into spot open door and roll up windows::

engineering: "Hey Chris, you know thats a girls car, right? A white BMW with a Blue top is a girls car."
me: (in head) who the hell says stuff like that when theyre over 10
me: (out loud) "take it up with my dad, he's the one that bought the car" (in 1994, fyi)

who the hell cares, if theyre too insecure with themselves, in your case theyre dads, then thats their problem.

about 10 minutes later after it kinda sank in i thought of the best comeback for that. His LP on his bike is "4MTNRDS"= for mountain roads. What i should have said was:
"At least my license plate doesn't say 'For Mounting Rods'. "

[daniel]

i've had tons of people (girls) say my car is "cute" but no one has called me gay because of it.

[BrewCity11]

I bought my E30 cause my boyfriend said it was the coolest.

[nando]

it's hilarious when rednecks in big trucks get all jealous over a $3000 car from 20 years ago.

you should have told them the obvious comeback, which is that their dad is obviously compensating for something if he has to drive such a huge truck.. ;)

[Vince30]

I get crap at my school because my car is "to old" but no one questions my sexuality because of it lol.

[xLibelle]

but really now, are you gay?