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  • jasonsnoddy
    E30 Mastermind
    • Feb 2010
    • 1900
    #16
    You could always steal her gas cap.


    Originally posted by stewie30luvr
    ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
    Originally posted by JakeP
    with a coathanger

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      • Pac1373
        E30 Mastermind
        • Feb 2008
        • 1746
        #17
        ^ lol...I heard that one before somewhere...




        *edit* post 325 has to be good for something on a site like this! whoot.
        Originally Posted by ACMF74
        i clicked on this cuz i saw p3nis

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          • dashboardmonkey
            FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
            • Jun 2008
            • 6158
            #18
            piss on her tires
            -Andy

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              • Roysneon
                R3V Elite
                • Apr 2010
                • 4505
                #19
                Originally posted by dashboardmonkey
                piss on her face
                Fixed.
                For all things 24v, check out Markert Motorworks!
                Originally posted by mbonanni
                I hate modded emtree, I hate modded cawrz, I hate jdm, I hate swag, I hate stanceyolokids, I hate bags (on cars), I hate stuff that is slowz, I hate tires.

                I am a pursit now.

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                  • dashboardmonkey
                    FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 6158
                    #20
                    haha
                    -Andy

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                      • deutschman
                        R3V Elite
                        • May 2008
                        • 5958
                        #21
                        Originally posted by dashboardmonkey
                        piss on her tires
                        my dog already does that every time i take him out! lol
                        sigpic
                        "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

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                          • deutschman
                            R3V Elite
                            • May 2008
                            • 5958
                            #22
                            Originally posted by JBird
                            You sound like me, a poor college student. It takes me 2 weeks to make about $450 bucks too as a student intern!

                            Let us know what happens, Good luck!
                            yep thats me. fucking sucks! my girl friend makes $600 every week easy. hate being pore all the time.
                            sigpic
                            "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

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                              • Deltron Dirty30
                                R3VLimited
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 2436
                                #23
                                Originally posted by dashboardmonkey
                                cum on her face

                                fixed.
                                Originally posted by HarryPotter
                                not to be racist but i've had multiple african americans comment on how they love my car. I've seen pics of e30's rolling through africa with at least 15-20 africans on them with ak-47's. WILD. its in the african blood. Hope this wasn't too racist, forgive me as I am intoxicated.
                                Instagram: @jstnlws

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                                  • JBird
                                    E30 Modder
                                    • Sep 2010
                                    • 980
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by deutschman
                                    yep thats me. fucking sucks! my girl friend makes $600 every week easy. hate being pore all the time.
                                    What does she do? My boyfriend makes like $1500 every week as a software engineer. goddammit I need to finish school!


                                    "The Camry is an appliance, not a car. It attracts folks who have the same regard for driving that they have for washing dishes,
                                    i.e. it's a necessary but somewhat unpleasant chore and they want something to make the task a little easier and insulate them from the process."                                     - my friend, Número Veintiséis

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                                      • ZekeTheSneak
                                        E30 Mastermind
                                        • May 2010
                                        • 1562
                                        #25
                                        steal valve stems, costs 2 dallors to fix or the old rock under the valve stem cap.



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                                          • gearheadE30
                                            No R3VLimiter
                                            • Jun 2007
                                            • 3734
                                            #26
                                            That last one is a rather nice, inconspicuous idea, plus you aren't actually stealing anything....

                                            Project M42 Turbo

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                                              • deutschman
                                                R3V Elite
                                                • May 2008
                                                • 5958
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by JBird
                                                What does she do? My boyfriend makes like $1500 every week as a software engineer. goddammit I need to finish school!
                                                she is a massage therapist. they make so much money every hour it is insane! plus she works at a spa in kind of a rich part of town so the tips are grate!

                                                Originally posted by ZekeTheSneak
                                                steal valve stems, costs 2 dallors to fix or the old rock under the valve stem cap.
                                                i am leaning more and more to just letting some air out of one of her tires...
                                                sigpic
                                                "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

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                                                  • NKRoberts
                                                    E30 Modder
                                                    • Aug 2010
                                                    • 909
                                                    #28
                                                    The best car prank I have ever heard is to take wet newspaper and wrap it around their car, preferably at night, and if it gets cold where you are then when they come out to their car in the morning it is frozen solid with newspaper. It wont cause any damage but would seriously piss someone off.

                                                    Vinyl Lettering

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                                                      • Ryann
                                                        No R3VLimiter
                                                        • Mar 2010
                                                        • 3350
                                                        #29
                                                        Originally posted by deutschman
                                                        ..some pimply bitch..

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                                                          • freakazoiid-E30
                                                            Member
                                                            • Oct 2010
                                                            • 58
                                                            #30
                                                            Take a scat on her windshield then then let air out of her tires lol baseline under her door handle seems fun

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