please help me someone

[accident]

Jesse is seriously like 19 lol

[KennyT]

I came in here expecting to see pix about a fucktard screwing up his car. I get here, skim the thread, and no pix. OP you fail. Also, you fucked your car by R3v'ing it.

Sell the E30, by a civic.

[McGyver]

Read the op, man. Shitty grammar yes. Attitude, no. Attitude at post #2.

go suck the dick stuck up your ass. OP can't explain anything worth shit, can't take pictures, and gets mad that people tell him to use a bit of intelligence and pictures to describe the problem. Still no pictures, and his grammar hasn't gotten much better from page 1 of this 9 page thread.

[Fidhle007]

First off, am I the only one that sees no pictures here?

Secondly, I'll bite, even though I hate helping fuckwits such as this:

You, my retarded OP friend, have what we here in the automotive industry call a broken half shaft. I'm sure you sheared off something in one of the CV joints and because your cheap-ass shitbox has an open diff nothing will happen when you try to move the car under it's own power. Have the car towed to a decent shop with BMWs, drop your pants and grab onto your ankles. Bringing along some Vaseline might not be a bad idea either, or you could use peanut butter in a pinch like we used to in the slammer. By the faint possible chance that the half shaft is the only thing you broke (it won't be, you're a retard and should not own a motor vehicle that wasn't made on the Pacific Rim) it will only cost a few hundred dollars if the shop can find you a good used shaft but I'm sure even that will be too much for your pimple-assed, inbred self. You'll probably go to some place that knows nothing of BMWs and insists on getting you a new axle which, last I checked, was somewhere around $600. In this case I suggest calling your doctor ahead of time and asking him to reserve you a donor sphincter because you're about to spend as much on repairs as you did on your fly-ass crapcan.

Congrats.

[CoryMStew]

Should i grab a cv axle ? Or is that not enough

[call me jack]

nah, that should do it.

[LJ851]

yeah, grab a half shaft. on second thought, grab the whole shaft.

[Ryann]

I'm sure you sheared off something in one of the CV joints and because your cheap-ass shitbox has an open diff nothing will happen when you try to move the car under it's own power.

nice work.

[Evan12]

hahah. What a great lesson that always happens around the age of 16 or 17. For me, my lesson occured last year when i was 16. Priceless. lmao

[Jean]

op - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPWaQKuqENU

[tjmonsen5]

dear lord dude. How are you passing highschool? You seriously need to explain yourself better because nobody has any idea what you are trying to say.

[woodisgood]

Napa has rebuilt half shafts for like $50 with a core.

[txtorquemade]

Hey.. no shit.

I pegged it as the CV after about the 3rd, maybe 4th tarded ass description. I just couldnt post until I had processed just how incredibly, intensely goofy this whole thread is.

I am ...no truly.....LMFAO, but not really in a good way. I teach at a local college. I detest poor grammar, spelling and punctuation. Most of my younger students sound, and write, a lot like the OP.

Scary, isn't it?

[Beach Bum]

I'm glad I clicked on this thread, I wasn't sure if it was going to be enough of a train wreck to be entertaining or not.

None of you guys are within a few miles of MD to help this kid out? I'm sure you could get $50 for a diagnosis.

[ZekeTheSneak]

Too think at 17 I installed new suspension components for fun, wasn't the fastest car but it was the lowest :) I miss my mk2