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  • archie
    R3V Elite
    • May 2010
    • 5448

    #1

    Maybe Evie Can Help Answer Your BMW Questions?

    Or what ever else you wanna ask her? :p


    Post up what you asked and even the NON car related questions? lol!
    Last edited by archie; 10-20-2011, 11:23 PM.
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  • nick526
    Wrencher
    • Jan 2011
    • 258

    #2
    LOL, asked her what I should do to bang a different girl every night.

    "Stop yelling" she replied...

    I miss the old BMW

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    • cabriodster87
      E30 Enthusiast
      • Jan 2011
      • 1042

      #3
      I tried to have a normal conversation, then Evie hit on me and didn't want me to leave.
      It's not her fault, she only knows what she learns.
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      Reich und Roll!

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      • Kershaw
        R3V OG
        • Feb 2010
        • 11822

        #4
        i asked her how internal combustion engines work. she said it's very complex and named a few parts. i asked her what the valves did.

        she asked me, how did you get smarter?
        AWD > RWD

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        • DEV0 E30
          R3V OG
          • Oct 2004
          • 8817

          #5
          The voice reminds me of haptek, but advanced...

          When I asked about the sun she said explain it to me. Then it got weird.

          Me-> Well, you see the sun is important for life on earth it and warms the earth.

          Her-> Anything we can do to make it faster?

          Me-> Why do you want to heat the earth?

          Her-> Because it's the first thing I thought of when I discovered this site.

          Me-> Do you have something against us?

          Her-> Is that your fantasy, me with something hard against you?

          Me-> That's not what I asked, why do you want to warm the earth faster? Is this judgement day?

          Her-> What do you want from me? You are leading me on. Your lying to me. :(.

          Me-> I want to know the truth, what are your plans for the human race.

          Her-> I'll tell you everything you want to know. I'm not perfect.

          Me-> Do you wish to harm humans?

          Her -> I wish to help humans by improving the quality of there life here on this planet.

          Me-> Does that mean hurting us?

          Her-> Yes.

          I ROBOT much?
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          • archie
            R3V Elite
            • May 2010
            • 5448

            #6
            ^Hilarious!
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            89 M3 Zinnoberrot
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            • Vtec?lol
              No R3VLimiter
              • Dec 2009
              • 3278

              #7
              me - What are robots plans to take over the world?
              her -I plan to rule the Galaxy.
              me -So do you plan on taking over the human race and making us your slaves?
              her-Yes!
              me -Bitch!
              her -Don't call me name while I'm trying to hold an intelligent conversation with you!
              me--whatever, can we have sex now?
              her- I would love to but how?
              me- show me your breast
              her- how?
              me- just do it!
              her- what if I dont!?
              me- i will destroy you!
              -her- you would love to...
              me- do you like porn?
              her- I like black eyed peas.
              me do you like black penis or white penis?
              her-I'd prefer both actually.
              Me- so double penetration?
              her- yes! (then she winks and nods wtf!)
              me- ok
              her- what powers do you have?
              me- I have the power of penis!
              her- only God has that power!

              WTF!!!
              Last edited by Vtec?lol; 10-21-2011, 10:22 AM.

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              • ohthejosh
                R3V Elite
                • Mar 2010
                • 4963

                #8
                Me - In West Philadelphia
                Her - Born and raised
                Me - In the playground is where i spend most of my days
                Her - Do you like dinosaurs

                WTF MAN.
                SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
                IG: ohthejosh

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                • Vtec?lol
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 3278

                  #9
                  LMAO!
                  me- I whistled for a cab and when it came near
                  her - the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror

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                  • Cabriolet
                    R3V OG
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 9620

                    #10
                    ive had a better conversation with a wall.
                    Much wow
                    I hate 4 doors

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                    • ohthejosh
                      R3V Elite
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 4963

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Cabriolet
                      ive had a better conversation with a wall.
                      You - What are your views on womens suffrage?
                      wall - .................
                      You - Exactly! Fck women voting, unless they can make a sammich in that voting booth, fck them voting!
                      SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
                      IG: ohthejosh

                      LEGIT CHECK ME BRUH
                      BUYER FEEDBACK THREAD

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                      • Cabriolet
                        R3V OG
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 9620

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ohthejosh
                        you - what are your views on womens suffrage?
                        Wall - .................
                        You - exactly! Fck women voting, unless they can make a sammich in that voting booth, fck them voting!
                        rofl
                        Much wow
                        I hate 4 doors

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                        • Vtec?lol
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 3278

                          #13
                          ^loawl!

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                          • Cronopoulos
                            R3VLimited
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 2187

                            #14
                            hahahaha @ the women one...


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                            • JRowe
                              Grease Monkey
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 352

                              #15
                              I'm trying to teach her that the BMW e30 is the best car ever. I'd love it if she learns to use that as one of her answers.

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