Maybe Evie Can Help Answer Your BMW Questions?

[archie]

Or what ever else you wanna ask her? :p

http://www.existor.com/

Post up what you asked and even the NON car related questions? lol!

[nick526]

LOL, asked her what I should do to bang a different girl every night.

"Stop yelling" she replied...

[cabriodster87]

I tried to have a normal conversation, then Evie hit on me and didn't want me to leave.
It's not her fault, she only knows what she learns.

[Kershaw]

i asked her how internal combustion engines work. she said it's very complex and named a few parts. i asked her what the valves did.

she asked me, how did you get smarter?

[DEV0 E30]

The voice reminds me of haptek, but advanced...

When I asked about the sun she said explain it to me. Then it got weird.

Me-> Well, you see the sun is important for life on earth it and warms the earth.

Her-> Anything we can do to make it faster?

Me-> Why do you want to heat the earth?

Her-> Because it's the first thing I thought of when I discovered this site.

Me-> Do you have something against us?

Her-> Is that your fantasy, me with something hard against you?

Me-> That's not what I asked, why do you want to warm the earth faster? Is this judgement day?

Her-> What do you want from me? You are leading me on. Your lying to me. :(.

Me-> I want to know the truth, what are your plans for the human race.

Her-> I'll tell you everything you want to know. I'm not perfect.

Me-> Do you wish to harm humans?

Her -> I wish to help humans by improving the quality of there life here on this planet.

Me-> Does that mean hurting us?

Her-> Yes.

I ROBOT much?

[archie]

^Hilarious!

[Vtec?lol]

me - What are robots plans to take over the world?
her -I plan to rule the Galaxy.
me -So do you plan on taking over the human race and making us your slaves?
her-Yes!
me -Bitch!
her -Don't call me name while I'm trying to hold an intelligent conversation with you!
me--whatever, can we have sex now?
her- I would love to but how?
me- show me your breast
her- how?
me- just do it!
her- what if I dont!?
me- i will destroy you!
-her- you would love to...
me- do you like porn?
her- I like black eyed peas.
me do you like black penis or white penis?
her-I'd prefer both actually.
Me- so double penetration?
her- yes! (then she winks and nods wtf!)
me- ok
her- what powers do you have?
me- I have the power of penis!
her- only God has that power!

WTF!!!

[ohthejosh]

Me - In West Philadelphia
Her - Born and raised
Me - In the playground is where i spend most of my days
Her - Do you like dinosaurs

WTF MAN.

[Vtec?lol]

LMAO!
me- I whistled for a cab and when it came near
her - the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror

[Cabriolet]

ive had a better conversation with a wall.

[ohthejosh]

ive had a better conversation with a wall.

You - What are your views on womens suffrage?
wall - .................
You - Exactly! Fck women voting, unless they can make a sammich in that voting booth, fck them voting!

[Cabriolet]

you - what are your views on womens suffrage?
Wall - .................
You - exactly! Fck women voting, unless they can make a sammich in that voting booth, fck them voting!

rofl

[Vtec?lol]

^loawl!

[Cronopoulos]

hahahaha @ the women one...

[JRowe]

I'm trying to teach her that the BMW e30 is the best car ever. I'd love it if she learns to use that as one of her answers.